WinterDellForever

STORY TIME
So my ex boyfriend dumped me for my best friend,
who everyone in the school secretly hated but him & I.
She broke the girl code & dated him after I dated him( like seriously? )
Anyways- I had a best friend who had moved from my school the year before.
She came back to visit & the girl who is dating my ex says:
" LEL " & " KEWL " like a noob.
So my best friend went:
" What does lel even mean? Laughing extremely loud? "

( keep in mind my best friend doesn't speak english as a first language so this was 10x funnier getting showed up by a non-english speaker ) 
 

I don't think a boy could ever love a wittian girl
I mean I'm one
& 
I'm sitting here in my Snuggie
eating an elephant size of food
with my two cats on my feet
daydreaming about a perfect day
________
like seriously, winter? 

such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a little cut; little cut won't grow
such a big cut; big cut did quite grow