WishAmongTheStars

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Joined: February 17, 2012
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I'm Claudia & I like aliens 

Quotes by WishAmongTheStars


On my wedding day: Eats Doritos, and wipes hands on dress




THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

nmq

Ghosthunters: Can you communicate with us?

Door creaks

Ghosthunters: Oh, so your name is Laura?

we all have that one teacher,

who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the

rest of the class

I saw a warning label on a packet

of razors that said



'warning. do not use during an earthquake.'

What the heck? Who on earth would go
"Oh, sh*t, an earthquake. Let me go and shave my legs!"






nmq