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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who
lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son,where were you today during school
hours? Son: At school *Robot slaps
son* Son: OK,I went to the movies. Dad: Which one ?
Son: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again*
Son: OK,it was Day with a P.rn star.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what p.rn
was! *Robot slaps Dad*
Mom: HAHA ! after all he's your son. *Robot slaps