WittyLoverrrrr

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Joined: December 17, 2010
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Quotes by WittyLoverrrrr

 Life consists not in holding good cards,
but in playing those you hold well.
nmq
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 The most important things in life aren't things.
nmq
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  Dream as if you'll live forever, 
 Live as if you'll die tomorrow.   

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Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives.
nmq.
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My heart hurts knowing you're not coming back.
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I fell in love with a guy.
We stopped talking.
We didn't talk for three years.
I still loved him.
(& will probably always love him)
He died in a car crash two days ago.
He slid across the road,
got hit by another car,
and his car started on fire.
Not only did he die, but so did his brother.
I pretend I'm okay.
But I'm not.
At all.
I'm lost.


 

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I say I don't care,
but really,
I'm dying inside.
 
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Dear smokers,
             I'm coughing for a reason.
                           Sincerely,
                             We're choking on your smoke.
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 Am I the only one who hasn't seen a squirrel pee?
 

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Thank you again for an amazing first date.

Any time. When's the second date? I can't  wait to see those
big beautiful nipples of yours.

NO.

I'm sorry. I mean dimples. My phone changed it.

I did not mean to write nipples.

I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

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