WittyObsessed

Status: If I'm not on here or on tumblr than I'm probably dead
Joined: December 23, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 343090
Location: North Dakota dawg
Gender: F
Helloooo c:
Well.
My name is Ashley.
I don't really like explaining myself.
Um.
Hi.
I like to listen to music and go on my computer..
Sometimes I come on this site and I end up on it for 18 hours.
Have fun reading my quotes, even though half of them I regret posting.
Um. If you're wondering, Ive been on Witty since 2011. This is my newest one and I don't plan
on getting rid of it. I will NOT tell you the names of my old Witty's mainly because half the quotes
on them are embarrassing I regret making them tremendously.
Well.
I like to read and write. I'm not the greatest at writing but it helps with my problems.
If you try talking to me I will talk to you back but a lot of things have happened to me so good luck
trying to become my friend.
Um. The next part of my bio is just lists of things I like so you don't have to read. Have a nice day :3

Welllllll. Here's some bands I like c:
- Boys Like Girls
- Fall Out Boy
- Secondhand Serenade
- Green day
- Three Days Gace
- Hollywood Undead
- We The Kings
- Yes, One Direction. Don't ask.
- 5 Seconds Of Summer
- My Chemical Romance
- Allstar Weekend

annnndd a ton more c:

Um Idek why I'm listing these but these are a few TV shows I watch >.>
- Pretty LIttle Liars
- Bates Motel

some others I got bored of listing things so good bye c:

Quotes by WittyObsessed





I fell in love with you the moment I saw you,

and you smiled, because you knew.

-William Shakespheare


 
 




money can buy me happiness
it's called Mcdonalds


 




Soujia boy made an advice column
and called it soujia boy tell em



 




Hoes before bros
Ovaries before brovaries
Uteruses before duderuses
Breasties before testies
Sisters before Misters

 
 
Phillies99's format




How dare you
Call someone fat. What makes you think you have the right to tell someone they're fat and hurt their feelings? You want to make them feel bad about themselves because they like to eat? You don't know what it's like. When I call someone fat I get mad at myself for DAYS. What if they were thinking about suicide? and your little comment sent them off the edge. You would have to walk around for the rest of your life with the weight of someones DEATH on your shoulders. Think twice before you speak because you never know what could happen.
Phillies99's format
 Me: *Scrolling through Tumblr*
Tumblr Girl 1: Why are all social sites blue
Tumblr Girl 2: Because blue is the color of the sky and we never go outside to see it
 Me: OH MY GOD


 

CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
 
Before I met you


I never knew it was possible


to just look at someone


and smile for no reason


nmf





I had a dream you got hit by a bus
I woke up crying, because it was only a dream.
 
Phillies99's format
10 year old: OMG WITTY !!!!111!1!!
Me: Can you not.