WittyThoughts
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He
talks to her but once he meets a prettier girl
she
is forgotten
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When your out some where
& you catch a random cute boy
smiling at you
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When you ask somone
if you can do a project with them
& they hesitate to answer while looking around the room
to see if any one better needs a partner.
Bad joke #6
" Darling, you have the face of a Saint ."
"Thank you , darling, which Saint?"
"A Saint
Bernard."
Bad joke #5
A man came to the police station
and complained, "I've got three brothers-we all live in
the same room. One of my brothers has six cats ;another has five
dogs , and the other one has a goat. The smell is terrible. Can
you do something about it ? "Well why dont you open windows asked the policeman. Man "
What ? and lose all my pigeons?"
Proud Mother: my baby has been walking since he was eight months old.
Bored visitor Really? He must be awfully tired.
Bad joke #3
Goofy Gus took a friend driving on a narrow mountain road.After a while his friend said,"I feel very scared whenever you go around one of those sharp turns." "Then do what i do," said Gus "close your eyes."
Bad joke #2
Mother : Why is your little brother crying ?
Billy : Because i wont give him my piece of cake .
Mother : is his piece gone ?
Billy : Yes- he cried when i ate that
too.
Bad joke #1
lady ( dialing 911) : Help! please come to my house at once !
Police Man: whats the trouble lady
?
lady: That dreadful new postman is
sitting up in a tree in my front yard , teasing my
dog
lol ( i dont use "lol" anymore cause now i always feel like I'm making someone drown)The sick part is , I laugh everytime I see it