WittysAnonymous

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Joined: February 19, 2012
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Imagine:
 
Running into your teacher on omegle video chat.
nmf

 






Light up your face with gladness, 

hide every trace of sadness.


 

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I'm quiet;
because no one listens to me when I speak.
 

my parent's logic:
-eating food-
parents: Y U SO FAT?
-tries to eat less-
parents:  Y U STARVE YOURSELF?
-goes out-
parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH?!
-stays home all day-
parents: Y U SO LAZY?!
-dresses nice- 
parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, DO U HAVE A DATE?!
-dresses comfortable-
parents: Y U LOOK LIKE HOBO?!

- tumblr.



Don't you dare tell me who to be.

Anyone wanna make a Witty family with me??
Just talk to me on my profile later for more info :D
P.S. I'M THE MOM!!! XD


 
Some people were dropped as a baby. Clearly, you were thrown at a wall. XD

I post a quote about my dead cat and get 84 faves. Someone posts a status about their hair and get 1,000 :/








My bestfriend almost died last night. 
She was high with a bunch of her friends and driving on back roads. A car that was driving way too fast ran into the back of their car and drove them off the road into a ditch. 
My friend is blaming this all on the other car, but she doesn't realize that smoking marijuana slows down your mentallity. I've tried telling her this, but she always disagrees.

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