Wiz4Lyfe

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If all girls started wearing

no make up and comfortable clothes,

guys would have no choice

but to fall for girls because of

natural beauty and search for our personalities instead of just focusing on how hot we usually try to look. 

I Wasn't That Drunk

Dude,you said Rebecca Black

had talent

I Wasn't That Drunk

Dude, you played Pokemon

with my cat all night.

I Wasn't That Drunk

Dude, you were in my closet yelling "where the hell is Narnia?"

I Wasn't That Drunk

Dude, you made your girlfriend

a sandwich. 

"Age is just a number"

Yeah??

Well then jail is just a room. 

Sometimes, i'm as quiet as a cloud.

Other times, i'm as loud as a crowd.

iMac+iPod+iPhone+iPad= 

iBrokeeeoke

I Wasn't That Drunk 

Dude, you said come at me bro!...

To the mirror.