WokeUpStillKing

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Joined: September 17, 2011
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                                   Im sixteen. I don't need haters, got enough
of those at school. But I understand, haters gotta hate. Disney Movies, Glee, Soccer, Helping People In Africa, One Direction, Christmas, Cuddling, and the one. I'm looking for a friend as crazy
 as me, if that's not you, get your ass out of here bitch. :p
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Quotes by WokeUpStillKing

Today, I went to Walmart to get the latest Grand Theft Auto. The salesgirl said she didn't know what it was so I tried to explain, "It's about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostituites, and attacks people with a club."
She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010
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tigerwoods
There's too many people on this Earth.
We need a new plague.
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tvshow
Teacher : You are here to learn.
Student : No we are here because it is the law.
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school



 



Marissa Von Bleicken.
God Dammit I love her.



 

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love

 

Superman > Batmant

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funny

 


 Best friend: You could not get a worse grade than an F!

         
me: challenge, accepted

 


                                                                                                                                        
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Suicide is your way of saying to God;
"You Can't Fire Me. I Quit."
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vent

 

Mom: Son, why is this person calling you fam? I do  not remember her from our family!

Me: Mom it's an expression,

like " cool story bro"

Mom: First of all, I didn't tell you a story son, second of all I'm your mom not your bro!

Me: mom, no it's an expression! God Dammit!

Mom: SON! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!

Me: SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!

 

NMF

♥

 

nmf

 

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funny
If you like me.
I will try my best to like you too


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love

I like girls who #2
 Covers their face when I'm trying to take a picture

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surveys