WonderfullyMe

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Joined: May 17, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
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Quotes by WonderfullyMe


Saturday

My friend: Well, I'm such a rebel I didn't brush my teeth this morning!

Me: Well, I'm such a rebel I didn't go to school today!

My friend: Uhm, that's because it's Saturday...

Me: Well... Yeah, but...

Me: Nevermind.

Has anyone ever tried to feed a cow a hamburger?
Like, really they should.
Song: 'Cause girl you're pulling on my heart strings.
Me: ...Hearts don't have strings. And, if they did you never know I mean she could pull to hard and the you know your heart could give out and you could DIE Yes, DIE. So I suggest you call the police in have her arrested for attempted murder. BUT NO, here you are making a song about it.
"Hey, mom. How do you feel about abortion?"
"I don't know, go ask your sister."
"But I don't have a sister..."


No Offense to anyone!

 
Popular Girl: Didn't you wear those jeans yesterday? What couldn't afford a washing machine?
Me: No, actually I was just too lazy to wash them.
Popular girl:
Me:
Popular Girl
Me:

 

"Be Strong,"
I whispered to my wi-fi.
 
Admit it,
When you were younger you tried to spell your name out with alphabet soup.
Don't you hate it when you go to your closet to find clothes, and you find Narnia instead?
If guys can have bromances can't girls have girlmances? ... Or is that just weird?
When I was younger I googled my name and it said 'Desire Porter's Death' I got really scared because I thought I was a ghost, and the next day when I went to school my friends were ignoring me, so then I was REALLY scared. But when I asked my mom if she could see me she said 'Yeah'. I assumed the she could see dead people, but when I told her the story she said that it was another Desire Porter, and I felt like an idiot.

...My childhood memories.