Song: 'Cause girl you're pulling on my heart
strings. Me:...Hearts don't have strings. And, if they
did you never know I mean she could pull to hard and the you know
your heart could give out and you could DIE Yes, DIE. So I
suggest you call the police in have her arrested for attempted
murder. BUT NO, here you are making a song about
it.
Popular Girl: Didn't you wear those
jeans yesterday? What couldn't afford a washing machine? Me: No, actually I was just too lazy to wash
them. Popular girl:
Me:
Popular Girl
Me:
When I was younger I googled my name and it said 'Desire
Porter's Death' I got really scared because I thought I
was a ghost, and the next day when I went to school my friends
were ignoring me, so then I was REALLY scared. But when I asked
my mom if she could see me she said 'Yeah'. I assumed the
she could see dead people, but when I told her the story she said
that it was another Desire Porter, and I felt like an idiot.