WritingAway

Status: Stupid orientation was stupid.
Joined: August 4, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 203709
Location: In your mother's purse
Gender: F

Quotes by WritingAway

What's harder?
Burying the present or digging up the past? 

Any Wattpadders out there? 


Urban Dictionary
Witty Profiles 2 up, 2 down  
1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!



Gotta to admit.
It's partially true.

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when your friend laughs at something stupid,

and your like, "It's hilarious and also the stupidest chiz ever uttered."

Katniss: The girl on fire.
Peeta: The boy with the bread.
Their kids: Toast.

Got from tumblr.

I hate it when
people see me at the super market and they're like:
"Hey, what are you doing here?"

And I'm like: "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

Got from tumblr. 

BOY: Wow, are you from heaven?

GIRL: Is that a pick-up line or a real question? If that is a real question, then no, I'm from HELL.







Got this from a story on wattpad.
Had to share. It was just so funny.

Any wattpadders out there?