XAbbieX

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Joined: June 2, 2011
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Quotes by XAbbieX

That Awkward Moment When...
 You call someone the WRONG name.
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BIGGEST LIE EVER!:

I'll start dieting tomrrow!
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Im on a seafood diet.

I SEE FOOD and eat it! :)
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HOME ALONE!!!!

 Expectation:
PARTY PARTY PARTY!!

Reality:
 Peeing with the door open
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You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trail expired
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NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE EATING A BANANA!
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" LIKE A CHEESE STICK! "
" NO DAD! , ITS LIKE A G6 "
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Some People just need a hug!

.....Around the neck

... with a rope
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Mom: Do I have swag?

Me:What?

Mom: Do I have swag? I saw a sign that said got swag,I want swag

Me:Sure mom, you have swag

Mom: Okay have a good day. # Swag

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