XAngelCakeX

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Hello there guys :D thanks for comming to ny witty page! please comment because i love to read them :D
i am 11 years young and i blow candles out on februrary 24th :D
i love the color pink (ot pink) and i love zebra print so cute
wen i grow up i want to be a fashion designer i love to design and i think i can do it if i try :D
(people who are nice to me on witty get discounts xD)
So my school is awesome most people cant say well my Class is awesome my best Friend is maya
( i love yhu) and BFFS 4EVER GURL !!!
Please comment if you have a stardoll so we can chat on their also ( my name is peaceluv_music) and i like stardoll For thos of yhu who want to become a designer check out girlsense.com its a awesome designing website!


Bye for now
Lydia

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So aparently at the general.com

Theese girls act so shocked that they get a free quote for insurance...
Anid im just like
dude you can get free quotes all the time on witty xD
nmf



 

so i looked at pympyquotes.com

This girl said she went on pympy because she was afraid to go on witty anymore


And i was just like
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
oh your serious?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA

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When i logged on to witty i saw this,
86
I swear im  gonna cry thank you all for this :D



Today,


I was talking to my third grade class about parents,

one of my students asked what adoption meant.

A little girl, who is adopted said...




It means,

that you grow in your mommy's heart

not in her tummy.


This Gives Me Hope
 


When helping your best friend get over a break up...


* Do not tell her that there are plenty of fish in the sea.
She’ll be a smart alyk, she’ll say,
BUT I DON’T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK. WAHHHHHH.
Then you’re a socially awkward penguin.

* Do not tell her that he was stupid for leaving her.
She’ll be a smartalyk, she’ll say,
I WAS STUPID FOR LOVING HIM. WAHHHH.
Then you’re again, socially awkward penguin.

* Do not tell her that he didn’t deserve her, and that she was too good.
She’ll be a smartalyk , she’ll say,
IF I’M SO GOOD, WHY DID HE BREAK UP WITH ME. WAAAAAAH.
Then you’re socially awkward penguin.

What you do is, you say,
woman. GET THE forget UP. WE’RE GOING TO WAL-MART. WE ARE BUYING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM FOR YOUR MOPEY butt, AND YOU’RE GOING TO CRY. ALL NIGHT. YOU WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING. WE ARE BURNING ALL HIS shoot. ALL OF IT. WE’LL GO SHOPPING, AND BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL womanES ON THE PLANET.

She can’t be a smartalyk,
and you are no longer caught in a socially awkward situation.
You are not a penguin,

you are practically jesus.


What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?

She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.



Imperfection is beautiful.


A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.

Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to
look back.


 


Some people are like slinkies........ not really good for anything but you cant help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs down the stairs

 


When i told you i was sick,
You cried
when i got on the plane to go to my operation
you didnt say goodbye
i got lucky and got a donor heart
but when i came home i couldnt find you
i finally asked your mom
and she said with tears in her eyes
where do you think the heart came from?
















It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.