XOXOmorgan18XOXO

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Joined: October 21, 2005
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my name is morgan...hope ya enjoy my quotes! :)

Quotes by XOXOmorgan18XOXO

old enough to know better, yet young enough to do it anyway:)
jim: why were you so scared on the plane?? tim: i was looking in the cockpit and notice that the control panel was in braile!!!
You say that anything is possible....but have you ever tried slamming a swinging door?
Once upon a time a blonde joined her local library. After hours of indecisive browsing she finally chose a book and rushed home excitedly to read it. Several days later, she returns and, slamming the book angrily onto the counter, exclaimed, ‘This book is really boring. It had too many characters and far too many numbers. Give me something more interesting.’ At that the librarian turned to his colleague and happily announced, ‘Hey Bill stop the search - we’ve got the phone book back!’"


I have nothin against blondes lol i just thought it was funny!
Three out of Two people don't understand fractions.
i dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about there motives.
I wish i were 8 again....then all he'd have to do is tag me and i'm it! <3