XXMUFFINLOVERXX

I asked my boyfriend the stupidist question today.

I asked if he wanted some bacon...

Lifes to short to regret.

FALSE, it't the longest thing you do =p

whenever I see "STOP SOPA"  I say it in my head as "STOPA SOPA"

you know you do it to =p

SOPATHETIC!
 

like if you get it.
please dont jock, i put it on here first, if you want to use this word please put my name on it.

Him: I'm sorry we broke up, but i still want to be your friend.
Me: Friend? We are just strangers with memories, and that's all we will ever be.
Him: Ok then, bye, sorry for being nice!
Me: Haha "Nice". Good joke, it made me laugh! :p

 

Me-
Hey whats up?
Friend-
nm
Me-
I'm sorry, what you are doing is way to complicated for me to comprehend, do you want a soda with your sandwich of nothing?
Friend-
.......

Comment the most random word you can think of.

</3 Emily Grace Kelley