Xena

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Quotes by Xena

Dear parents, 
Be nice to us... remember that we choose your nursing home.
Sincerely, 
teenagers

 

Babe... I think I'm pregnant.
The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying to Reach Is No Longer In Sevice.



YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "You" WRONG!
The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.




"I am a ninja."
"no, you're not."
"did you see me do that?"
"do what?"
"exactly."

 



who else wants to be asked out
by their crush
to see
THE LUCKY ONE?

definitley me :)

I've always wondered
what guys do on sleepovers
...

I've always wondered if
film directors wake up screaming,
"CUT! CUT! CUUUUUUT!", when they have nightmares.

A boy fell in love with a popular girl.
He didn't love her because 
of her clothes, make-up, or her money.
He truely loved her for herself.
He loved all of her flaws, 
he loved her kindness,
he loved her mind and soul.
Sadly, the boy was a nerd.
He was bullied and he cried every night.
The only thing that kept him from death
was that one girl.
The boy would carry books for the girl,
offer a shoulder to cry on,
and helped her on her homework.
He was her secret bestfriend.
The girl fell in love with the poor boy,
but she knew that it would ruin her popularity.
Her friends would make fun of her for spending time 
with a poor nerd.
Her friends would sometimes make her cry.
They didn't know that
without the boy,
she didn't have a reason to live.
She was madly in love.
The boy decided to ask the girl if 
she would be his girlfriend.
He decided to tell her
he couldn't live without her.
When he asked her though,
she said no.
She was afraid of what other would say.
Little did she know,
that the boy truely meant what he said.

The next day,
a body was found in a nearby river.
Dead.
The girl soon found out it was the boy.
She cried the whole day,
knowing she couldn't live without the boy.

The next day,
there was another body in the river.
Dead.
It was the girl.
Both the girl and the boy died in the same river,
and were found holding hands in the end.

They found eachother,
even though society,
tried its best to crush
true love.

Boy : Dad! Guess what.. I got myself a girlfriend!
Dad: Great, son, I'm so proud of you!

*High five*



Girl: Hey daddy, I got a boyfriend!
Dad:
Girl:
Dad:
Girl:
Dad: Where the f*ck does he live?!

For every fav I'll run a mile
can i have some motivation...?

THINK OF LOVE AS A CARD GAME

1. Get rid of the jokers

2. Throw away the hearts

3. Keep the diamonds

4. Try to get a king