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Seriously, i do miss you. YAYA

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Haha take your time budd
And ifyou need to talk, I'm here and stuff/

And suree it's vanybee.tumblr.com
TROLOLOL AND NOW YOU WANT ME ONE MORE TIME

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VVV WHO DAT MEANIE.



Everybody wants me, I’m that hot. BUT ONLY YOU CAN HAVE ME BB KISSKISS
LOVEY DOVEY KISS KISS KISS KISS WUUUUUUUT
AH, CHRIS BROWN.
AH, HE WAS SO OVERRATED.
AH, MY FEET ARE COLD.

I LOVE FRENCH ITS SO WEIRD. I SUCK THOUGH. OR IM JUST SO GOOD THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE SUCKINESS TO EVERYONE ELSE. YEAH. AH ZUUT. WHERE I AM THEY USED TO PUT DORA IN FRENCH. CHIPEUR ARRETE DE CHIPER, CHIPEUR, ARRETE DE CHIPER, CHIPEUR ARRETE DE CHIPER. LOL FRENCH WAS LIKE MY FIRST LANGUAGE. Except I suck now. My 4 year old cousin’s better than me in frnech. Lolz.
THERE’S THIS SONG THAT’S FROM NOTRE DAME DE PARIS IT’S CALLED BELLE. ITS BEAUTIFUL AWW. LISTEN TO IT.
AW, MON LAPPIN TU ES TRES MIGNONE, JE VEUS TE MANGER! MAIS APRES, C’EST INAPROPRIATE MAINTENANT HEHE NASTY. AND YOUR SUPER FUNNY AND TU ALWAYS MAKE ME RIGOLE BEAUCOUP! REALLY I START SMILING LIKE A STUPID AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN. BAHA.
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA “EUGENE HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOU JEANS, MUN?” (SAY IN JAMAICAN ACCENT*
WANT TO HEAR AN OVERUSED JOKE? BEERCAN with a british accent (YOU) sounds like bacon in a jamaican one. Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha I don’t get it.
I KNOW RIGHT. BRADLEY COOPER’S A WALKING TALKING MACHINE.
ALL BRADLEY’S ARE.
BRAD PITT.
BUT HE’S OLD AND MARRIED AND YEAH.. WOULDN’T WANT TO RUIN LITTLE ANGY’S LIFE…
YUMMY FARTY GOODNESS.
IM WEARING SHORT THIN FOOTLOCKER SOCKS AND MY FEET ARE FREEZING, FLABBERSACKS.
I SHALL WATCH IT LATOR. HEHEHE HO. LATOR. LADDER. LADOR. WHUT.

WAIT WAIT BEFORE WE DISCUSS MR DAN. “OMEGLE RESEARCH” AHAHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU:3
omg yes I wanna touch you. Oh yeah baby baby oooooooooooooooooh. Wut. Omg I should stop sounding like a pedophile. I am not. Or am i? I SHALL LEAVE THAT TO YOU TO FIGURE OUT. *SUSPENSE*
I DON’T THINK I CAN REALLY BE MUCH OF HELP SINCE MY LOVE LIFE IS LIKE..LOL RIDICULOUS. BUT TRY TO GET CLOSER. TRY TO BEFRIEND HIM AND IDK, BECOME GOOD FRIENDIES? LIKE JOKE AROUND A LOT AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT STUPID STUFF. AND FIND A POINT IN COMMON THAT YOU CAN TALK ABOUT FREELY. IDK. VALENTINES DAY IS TODAY. SHOCKER. #FOREVERALONE. I THINK IMA GO TO THE MALL WITH MY MOMMY IN A FEW MINNTIES. YAY. PROBABLY BUY A BOOK OR A PAIR OF SOCKS… YEAH..
IT SNOWED IN LITTLE ENGLANDY? WELL SHAVE ME BUISCUITS. IT SNOWED IN LITTLE LEBANON, TOO. EXCEPT NOT WHERE I LIVE. I LIVE ON LA COAST. IT SNOWED IN LIKE..THE MOUNTAINS. YEAH. IT SNOWED NEXT TO ME SCHOOOL YEAYYY. BUT WE STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.. SO YEAH U SNOW.
I KNOW. SHE’S BLONDE AND ASIAN ITS TERRIBLE AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE AND YEAH I MUST BE 58 KGS OF UGLY. YEAH. BUT WHATEVER. *SMILES AND A TEAR FALLS OUT OF EYE* *SNIFF*
AWWW THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR ME MON LITTLE PEDO LAPPIN I FART YOU HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE WUT.
YES YES BLONDIE BACK FLIP BOY CAN BE YOUR REBOUND. GET SOME.
IN MY LIFE THERE ARE TWO GUYS. SO THERE’S BILLY. LE EX. AND THERE’S HADEN THE GUY WITH THE BLONDE ASIAN MONKEY. SO BILLY AND I WERE NEVER REALLY..A COUPLE. LOL. YEAH. WE JUST LIKED EACH OTHER AND WENT TO BURGER KING ALONE A COUPLE OF TIMES. #DRAMA.
AND THE OTHER GUY WE WERE CLOSE AND THEN I TOLD HIM STUFF I DON’T TELL JUST ANYONE AND THEN HE LEFT AWWW. SO YEAH LA FOREVER ALONE LIFE.
NOW I SHALL GO TO LA MALL WITH MY MOMMY YEAH AND MY FEET ARE STILL COLD AND IM HUNGRY AND YEAH. BYEEEEE AMYPOTOMUS. HEHEHE.
IWUVWU HEHEHEHEHEHE FART
ENJOY REPLYING TO *UNDERLINES* BOTH COMMENTS.

wow u know different greeting from different countrys

WITTY STFU. SH1TZE!
IN YO FACE

SHITZE I HAVE A PAGE OF LONG COMMENTS TO REPLY TO IN AN HOUR. GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR. BURGER! WHUT
I SHALL BE BACK
YOUR COMMENTS ARE THE FUNNEST TO REPLY TO *GIGGLES*

OH CRUD, MUMMY WANTS ME TO SLEEP HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE NIGHTY I SHALL CONTINUE DEMAIN

Aw, there there grasshopper. It’s okay if you lost your comment. You can write it all over again. Because you’re doing it for me and you love me oh so very mucho hehe.
*opens word to type comment cause they have auto correct*
AYYYYYYY WANNA HEAR AN AUTOCORRECT JOKE? Me neither k.
NAAAH I LOVE YOR CMNTS BBY < 3 UWR LYK SUPA HAWT AND STFFZ HEHE LOL
SECKS ALL ZA TYME BBEBEBBE ALL ZA TYM HEHE LOOOL HEHE
amy have you ever had six hehe
Haha I love how witty transforms wh*re into lady of the night bahaha
LETS DO THIS AGAIN. Niall Whorran. Hehehe.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. WHY AMY? WHY? WHY DO YOU WANT TO REPLACE ME WITH HIM? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
DON’T YOU DARE CALL ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN JAMIE IT’S THE NAME OF THAT BLONDE ASIAN WHORSE THAT GOT PICKED OVER ME. CALL HER VANESSA OK
AND THEN WHENEVER YOU CALL YOUR DAUGHTER’S NAME YOUL HAVE A SXEUAL FANTASY IN YO HEAD AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT HERFACE.
HEHE IM SO INAPPROPRIATE. OMG IF MY MOTHER KNEW WHAT I DID ON THE INTERNET. HAHA. IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

TOM FELTON. GRR.
DANIEL IS SO UGLY OMG. SO IS WEASLEY. HIS HAIR’S SO PWETTY THOUGH. And emma Watson is gorgeous *lesbo moment* *eyes sparkle* *DROOL*

OMG YOU WANT A LESBIAN SONG OK ILL GIVE YOU A LESBIAN SONG
BUT FIRST, SOUTH PARK MOMENTO
GEEETTING GAY WITH KIDS IS HERE
SO LALALA HAVE NO FEARS
GETTING GAYYY WIIITH KIDS
LALALALALALALALALALLA YEEYY
OK NOW THE LESBIAN SONG
BB LET ME TOUCH YOUUU OOOOOH BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *GLASS BREAKS* YEAH. IM PRE’Y TALENTED. NOT GUNA BRAAAG.. YEAH JUSTIN BIEBER. THAT GUY IS DA SHIIIZ. NO SERIOUSLY. HES A PIECE OF SH.T AND IF I EVER SEE HIM ILL THROW A BOMB AT HIM. ME BEING TERRORIST AND ALL. HEHE.
WAIT WHO’S ED SHEERAN? I GOOGLED HIM. HE BE A GINGER, YOOO

OMG I SPEAK WHALE. LIKE DORY. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. OH WAIT THAT’S COW. I SPEAK COW TOO HEHEHEHE. WUT. YEAH. MOO.
I CANT BELIEVE MILK COMES FROM COWS’ BOOBS. HOW S3XUAL THE FARMERS MUST BE. BAHA. I MAKE NO SENSE.
OH BABY IM ABOUT TO RUN AROUND NAKED CAUSE OF THE UTTER AWESOMENESS OF YOUR LESBIAN SONG. TRALLALALALALALA OUU.
YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL OKAY LIKE IF I REALLY KNEW YOU ID GO OH BABY YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FACE EVERY 9 SECONDS OK
JACK BLACK IS AWESOME. LIKE JB FOR EVERYONE IS EITHER JONAS BROTHERS, JUSTIN BIEBER, OR JACOB BLACK FROM LA TWIPOOP. FOR ME ITS JACK BLACK ALL THE WAYYYYYYYY. HES AN AWESOME LITTLE TEDDY BEAR. AND GUESS WHAT? HE BE SHORT AND FATTY AND FUNNY JUST LIKE US AWW.
YOU KNOW WHO I THINK IS ADORABLE? DANY DE VITO. FUNNY HOW THIS IS LIKE THE 3RD DAN WE TALK ABOUT HERE.
OMG. GUESS WHAT? THEY DON’T SELL ONE DIRECTION CDS IN OUR VIRGIN MEGASTORE HERE. BOMB. RIGHT NOW.

BANGBANGBANG.
OH YOU DOING SOMETHING ELSE YOU NAUGHTY GUUUUUUUURL
I REMEMBER IN THAT’S SO RAVEN, SHE’D GO ALL “YOUU NEAAASTYYY.”
YOU NEASSTTYYY AMY ;)
HI GRANDPA AMY CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP?
“SURE KI- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER FEED YOU?”
YEAH…
IN THE SUMMER BEFORE GRAMPS PASSED AWAY, I WAS OVER AT THEIR HOUSE AND WE WERE IN THE KITCHEN AND I DROPPED MY FORK, AND AS I KNELT DOWN TO GET IT, GRAMPS WAS LIKE. YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT. OMG. GOOD TIMES. MY GRANDPA SOUNDS SO BAD. HAHA. HE WASN’T. HE WAS AWESOME. HE LOVED FLOWERS AND TEA. MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE GRANPO.
HEHEHE YES EAT YOURSELF ACORN. THEN YOU WOULDN’T EXIST AND ID BE FREE FROM YOU. HEHE. OH WAIT. NO I LOVE YOU AND ID HAVE NO ONE TO BE MY LESBO/1D/ SONG/STUFF/PERV/FUNNY/RANDOM/GRANDPA/LAPPIN/ BUDDY



WAIT I GOTTA GO ILL CONTINUE IN A FEW MINIES
BUT ILL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT FOR NOW DONT CRY
OUR COMMENTS ARE GETTING EVEN LONGER IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. ENJOY REPLYING THOUGH.

Heeey there

Haha, it’s okay me family do tha same. My name is callie im 17 from Canada. Yeah.
NIALL WHOREAN. Gah he bothers me. SORRY. BUT HE IS IRISH. So that’s one good thing about him. He has the same hair as Tom Felton. Ah sweet potaters, Thomas Felton. NOMNOM.
MILK IS GOOD FOR YOU IT GIVES YOU STRONG TEETH MEOW. WUT. I love full fat milk. But me mama never buys that thing. She buys the 0% one. Joy. I never drink it. AND YES I LOVE CEREAL. YUMMY CHEERIOS. I EAT CEREAL WHEN IM BORED OR HUNGRY OR BOTH. YEAH.
Haha Sluughoorn. I want to get me a dog. Call it Bowie or something. But me madre, yet again, hates animals. Shes all like no hel poop on my couch oh my precious couch Vanessa I love my couch more than you. Or something. Yeah. Haha.
I love our sexy rants. HEHE. And your face is sexy too. Oh the things I would do with that face. OMG NO NO I AM NOT A 56 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE IM A NORMAL 15 YEAR OLD CANADIAN LIVING INA CRAPPY MIDDLE EASTER COUNTRY YEAHHH! Lesbian power ftw!
Haha I’ve tried playing the guitar. I quit like after 2 lessons. I know how to play Smoke on the water though. I learned it from school of rock. HELL YEAH JACK BLACK I LOVE YOU.
Then I wanted to get drums. But no. Then I tried the flute. Lol I lost it at the beach. I don’t even know why. And the piano. I played for like half a year. Then my piano teacher said something about me being not so talented and I quit that too. Son of a gun.
YEY REALLY? OKAY FROM NOW ON YOU SHALL BE CALLED GRANDPA AMY. HEHEHE. HI GRAMPS.
Aw, nope not offensive at all, thank you! For you know, the grandpa message. Its adorable. Tehe.
Haha I knoww. One of my best friends moved to good ole England. Her other friends were all like “omg how’s London?” on her fb wall. She’s in like, Manchester or something. Yeah.
Yes Bin L. is a caca face. Me n0 lyk h1m at all. Poop face.
Haha you’re such a funny little acorn!
Do you love me? DO YOU DO YOU
Do you want me? DO YOU DO YOU
*CLAP CLAP*
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
CLAP CLAP
WORDSWORDSWORDSSTUFFSTUFF
ILL BE THERE FOOOR YOU
LIKE IVE BEEN THERE BEFORE
ILL BEEE THEE*VOICE BREAKS OUT*REEE FOR YOUU
CAUSE YOURE THERE FOR ME TOOOO
CLAP CLAP
THEN IT STARTS TO RAIN AND WE DANCE LIKE LITTLE DUCKS BY THE FOUNTAIN YEY.
No toi tu es parfait mon amie! Tu es aussi super funny and you always make me laugh with your stupid randomness+ weirdness heehehehehehehe lol hehhee lol heheheh lol hehehehe. Wut. Yeah.
I. LOVE. TANGLED.
Ah, Eugene. Ah, Eugene’s sexy face. Ah, Eugene’s name. YOU GENE. YOU STOLE MY JEANS! Haha SEE WHAT I DID THERE? You see? You see? IM SO FUNNY HEHE LOL HEHEH LOL HEHEHHE LOL.
hahaha I love the Jesus Barney Stinson one hahah.
So what does Vanessa do when shes bored? Hm. Watch shane dawson videos and google hot celebrities. Chad Michael Murray for example. A walking s.ex machine. Right there.
I had socks for breakfast. They tasted like feet. Hehe I tried to make a joke. And failed. Miserably. But you’re laughing right now. ARENT YOU? ARENT YOU? SMEAGOOOOLLLLLL.
OH SO HIS NAME WAS DAAAAAAAAAAAAN. MY COUSIN’S NAME IS DANY. MAYBE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER? SEEEE? ANOTHER VANVAN JOKE. OH SHIVER ME TIMBERS IM CUTE.
I WANT A NEW GUY TO COME INTO MY LIFE. I’M GONNA BE A CAT LADY AT THE AGE OF 24. SERIOUSLY.
MY LIFE IS SO UNINTERESTING. HAHA.
YES LETS HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY GUY. OH BTW I HATE THAT GUY NOW HE HAS A STUPID BLONDE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND WHOM I HATE. OH AND THE WORST PART. SHE THINKS IM FUNNY AS F*CK. THE STUPID MONKEY DOESN’T KNOW IM ACTUALLY A SARCASTIC LITTLE RABBIT AND MOST OF MY SARCASM IS AIMED AT HER. OH POOR THING. UNDERDEVELOPPED. OH WELL. AND ANOTHER THING. ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS KEEPS BRINGING THEM UP “OMG THEY MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE OMG HES SO CUTE OMG HES SO ROMANTIC.” LIKE B0TCH YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I COME AT YOU WITH AN ARMY KNIFE. I AM SO SMOOTH. HAHA.
THIS COMMENT WASN’T SO FUN.
SO I SHALL MAKE IT FUNNER.
TOMORROW
IM SO TIRED OMG
AND GUESS WHAT
IM FARTING
YUMMY FARTY GOODNESS
FART
FART
FART
HEHE
FAT
NO FART
COOL HUH
I NEED A GLASS OF WATER.
WE SHOULD TALK MORE YOU’RE A FUN LITTLE DUCKY BTW
I REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST STARTED TALKING YOU LIKED THIS BLONDE GUY IN YOUR ART CLASS OR SOEMTHING AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT
YEAH
OKAY
FART
BYE FARTY
HEEHE I WUUUV YOUW BBY DUNT LEAVE ME WUT YEAH BYE HAHAHA

Hello amazing little potato!
YEAH IM REPLYING RIGHT NOW HEHEHE
I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS
I SAW IT LIKE AGES AGO. AWW. OKAY STAY TUNED LITTLE MONKEYY
GOOD EVENINGG

Hello, old chum. I miss you and your incredibly useless rants.
MEOW MEOW. SIPS MILK. Do cats actually drink milk? Idk. Tom and Jerry made me believe they do. CAT EARS. TROLOL. SO ARE YOU A CAT NOW? HEHE
Omg a ukelalelele? I don’t know how to pronounce it though. TROLOOL.
I love one direction like omg. I love liam. He’s my favorite. And then zayn and then harry and I hate the other two. TROLOL.
I got money and headphones. It didn’t feel much like Christmas because of me granddad who passed away a few weeks before. But that’s okay. Granddaddy’s in heaven while im stuck here.
AND I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE FROM SCOTTLAND. Now, If I were an American boy like those in stupid movies, id go, “do you play bag pipes? Do males wear dresses?” And youd go “ITS CALLED A QUILT.”
or not. Stupid stereotypic moment. Ignore ignore.
BUT YEAH. I live in Lebanon and when people see me they go “ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH BIN LADDEN?”
like, yeah boy, that’s it. We’re poker buddies. STUPID PEOPLE.
THIS IS WHAT WE GOT AND WE GOTA START THINKING IT AND WE GOTTA LIVE LIKE WERE DYING GOTTA TELL EM THAT WE LOVE THEM WHILE WE GOT THE CHANCE TO SAY BLABLABLA.
Yes I absolutely adored your song, and I know you adored mine, therefore, I shall write you another. TROLOL.
OHHHHH AMY BAAAAYBEEEEEH. Shaniquaa don’t leeeeave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
CAAAAUSE IIIII WIIIIIILLL AAAAALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE UW.
Yeah :3 It took me hours and hours to write. BECAUSE YOURE SO DEAR, I CAN WASTE MY ENTIRE LIFE LOVING YOU. Wut. I AM NOT A 58 YEAR OLD PAKISTANIAN PEDOPHILE OKAY?
aw, thank you dear. You are like voldemort, every time I see you, I cant breathe.
GET IT?
CAUSE VOLDEMORT DOESN’T HAVE A NOSE…
Wait I didn’t say it write.
Whatever.
I feel morbidly obese. I keep telling myself I should lose weight, and if I don’t lose it now Its gonna be so hard for me to lose it when im older. I’m like 59 kgs right now. But I don’t look it.
I LOVE TANGLED. RAPUNZEL IS SUCH A CUTIE. I remember when I was in first grade we had mother reading time, and every Friday a mother would come and read to us, and one day my mommy came and read us Rapunzel and it was the most awesome of my life.

Hahaha list of funny random names;
nelson
Franklin
Benjamin
Petunia
BARNABY
omg hahahaha I just laughed for like a minute at the name. AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING. The poor poor child.
HEY AMY YOU WANNA GET MARRIED? WE CAN GO TO VEGAS WHERE ITS CHEAPER AND THEN WE’D GO GAMBLE SO WE’D BE ABLE TO GET THE HONEYMOON SWEET AT SOME FANCY @$$ HOTEL. L@WLZ !M@G!N3 !F W3 TYPpP LYKk D!$.I don’t think id have any friends left if I did.
And we can become rich strippers in vegas.
OR YOU KNOW, WE CAN NOT.. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT BARNABY. Heheheujuehfcjdgsfhuwjekd.
I know rocks are so stupid. I don’t talk to rocks anymore cause theyre all the same with their stupid commitment issues. I like socks better. Socks look like (we cant swear on witty so,) D!cKs$. Sorta. Like the L shape. Right?
Okay I feel like im creeping you out so I shall shutup. SHUT UP SHUT UP DON’T WANNA HEAR YOU GET UP GET UP GET OUTA MY WAY. NOTHING YOU SAY TODAY IS GONNA BRING ME DOOOWN. K.
YEAH ROMANCE IS NOT ME STRONGEST POINT, OY. BUT THAT’S NOT BECAUSE OF ME. BUT RYAN SEACREST IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. HE CALLED ME THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE VANESSA PLEASE MARRY ME. AND I WAS LIKE NO B-TCH. I DESERVE BETTER. AND I HUNG UP. I DO DESERVE BETTER, DON’T I?

but back to seriousness, I know. Theyre all so experienced and stuff and you’ve never even been close. And all you really want is that perfect movie relationship where you actually get the guy you like and he’s super cute. And he’s a bad boy, charming, yet he can be really romantic. And hes adorable and sexy and sweet and asdfghjkl. Sometimes, I doubt if im even going to get married.
Oh you naughty, I knew that was your intention from the beginning. Seeing me naked. BUSTED.
Okay so today I had to do an economics make up after school. And there was this other guy there too. We were only two in the room, he and I. He’s the popular type. And he’s so cute omg. And he actually spoke to me. Okay I sound pathetic. But he did and we joked around and I made him laugh. And it got me to wishing I was popular so I could be friends with him. Lol last year I desired to be popular so much. Now I don’t even care anymore. Like, I have lots of good friends who aren’t popular, so what? Its just stupid school. Odds are, half the populars are gonna end up as hot dog stand-ers and taxi drivers. SO WHATEVER. Yeah. I have a cold. My nose is all clogged and full of globs. That’s attractive. Youre getting a b0ner right now I know. Oh wait youre a girl. Scratch that. Damn I talk a lot. Im goinna shut up.
SOON

So I liked this guy at the beginning of the year, and we became real close and he made it qite obvious that he actually did like me. AND then, bam. He gets a girlfriend. And I was like..heartbroken? Not much. But I felt like and I hate him and I hate her and I hate them together. And shes blonde and tall and skinny and she has an awesome body and im short and fat and, now that I think about it, why would he like me? Okay this has turned into a really depressive night. I’m sitting in bed listening to mayday parade and on le tumblr and I feel like a loner tehhe. So I shall leave you now. Taa, amigo. Till we meet again
I miss raping you
But this has become really long, so I shall you another time
Unless this is considered as . HM. WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, BYE CHAMP.

Sup.
I toldja id be back ;)
AWWH YOUR SONG TO ME BROUGHT ACTUAL TEARS INTO MY ACTUAL EYES. OMG. IM WIPING THEM NOW WITH LIKE, ACTUAL TISSUES.
Well.. actually.. no. But i don't want to break your little heart WATCH YOU TAKE THE FALL LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE THERES NOTHING SURGERY okay back. I don't want to break your little heart.
You poor thing. *gives tissues*

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A POOPFACE YOU .
TEHHE SEE WHAT I DID THERE. PIPI BRAIN. LOL I CRACK MYSELF UP.
YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN. I KNOW. I CAN SEE YOU SILLY.
HIIIIII
YOU JUST WAVED. SEE?
THEY SHOULD CALL ME RAVEN
THATS SO RAAAVEEEN. ITS THE FUTURE I COULD SEE THATS SOO RAAVEEEN. YUP DASS ME.

I SHOULD SHUT UP.

REALLY

BUT

BUT

BUT

BUT






YUP KEEP GOING


BUT

A LIL MORE.



BUT
I WONT.
BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT WHEN I OVERTALK. SEE? I JUST MADE UP A NEW WORD. YOU LOVE THAT TOO..

DONTCHA?

DONTCHA
DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LYK M3. DONTCHAAAAHH


AWWW. I LOVE YOU TOO :3
OMG. YOU'VE NEVER. OMG. WATCHED. OMFG. BARNEY THE. OMG. DINOSAUR???
WHAT KIND OF A PERSON ARE YOU?
HOW COULD YOU.
Nah you're not missing much. He's a weird pedo who doesn't die. SORRY BARNEYBOO BUT ITS TRUE:(
Not so different from the Stinson one.
YEAH ME NEITHER. FOUR FOR YOU BARNEY STINTIN. YOU GO BARNEY STINTIN.
MY RIDICULOUS ATTEMPT AT A MEAN GIRLS JOKE. FAIL.

OHMYLORD. NO. SAY IT AINT SO. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AMY.
FIRST, YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED BARNEY THE DINOSAUR (I LOVE YOU BARNEY BABY)
AND NOW, YOU'VE THROWN POOR OLD FRANKLIN OUT THE WINDOW???
YOU B@#$%. I HOPE YOU #$%^# ALL OVER YOUR !@#$%^&
YEAH. I WENT THERE.
WUT
Awwwh, you are very funny too, missy. i wav u. hehe. hehe. hehe. hehe. no vanessa. just no. hehe. NO.
YEAH ASDFRGTYHJUKL.
awwww i love it when you get all romantic, baby. I love that side of you. adorable. ima try and be romantic too, k? Here goes.
AMY OH AMY. YOU'RE SO BRAINY AND BABY. YEAH AMY. YOU MAKE ME WAVY AMY AMY. AMY YOU'RE PWETTY. AMY AMY PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME.
HEEEEELLL Y3AH BITCHEZ SCOREEEE.
Mwaha, i know nothing about boyfriends too. All my friends are so experienced and stuff. Ive never even been close to having a boyfriend. I have like 1 close guy friend. the rest are just stupid people i joke around with in class.
YEYYEYEEYEYEYEYEYEY IM SO HAPPY WE'RE BEST FRIENDIES AGAIN AMYPIE. LETS GET NAKED. wait wut. i meant.. lets greet nasa. stupid autocorrect..
My grandpa passed away like too weeks ago. Christmas is so dead without him. We didnt even bother to put up the christmas tree. And i just came back from my grandma's house where we all gathered around and me mum spoke about me gramps and everybody got really emotional.
But yeah. Speakng of christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS AMYYYYY. TROLOLOL. NO WAIT. HOHOHO. YEAH BAHA.
But really, merry christmas and i hope all your dreams come true and such :3
WATCHA GET FROM SANTA? :O
Me friends are good. I don't feel so alone anymore. I still feel lonely sometimes. But i just suck it up and go on with my life.
And no guys cause theyre stupid and they suck. And they dont like me but whatever.
I ate alot tonight. Christmas eve dinner :3
I DRANK WINE.
And then felt sick.
so i stopped.
and my cousins and i gathered around and watched the lion king. aww :3

okay from here on out, it's gonna be about you.
GOD THIS COMMENT IS LONG. You have like.. a month to reply. OKAY? :3
aZSDGHJOKL
OKAY:
About the guy. Hmm. yeah i have no idea. Popular guys dont usually crush on unpopular girls. I mean, they do it. But they never admit cause of the stupid popular status. dont take that the wrong way or anything, i love you;3
your friends are stupid for making you seem dillusional. You're not. Unless i tell you to. right? yeah. and i didnt.
so anyway. Do you like like him? Or he's just.. caught your eye?
Try not to get any feelings for him and to not get attached and .
Stay away from him. Like, worst case senario, he could be doing it on purpose. like playing withyou or having the intention of doing so
Or he could have actually felt attracted to you, so his intentions are pure. But we'll never seem to know.
SO DISTANCE IS THE BEST THING.
DEAR ME, I SUCK AT ADVICE
OMG IM SO SLEEPY. GOOD NIGHT. MERRY CHRISTMAS. YEAH. GOOD LUCK. BYE MON AMOUR.♥
YEAH IM A ROMANTIC .

Haha yeaah. Poor things.
They were really good a few years back. I love drogba. Hah

OOOH
Reallie x3 Lol!
Mii summer ends aroundd early september, urs?

Dude, you just got IN school?
so you alreadie had summer?!
what o ___o!!
D:< Thats suckss, im about to get out of school in a week or so x3 hehee.! can't wait!
and AUSTRALIAN?! o ___o I looooove Australian accents
♥♥

Thats good ♥
and awesomeness! [: Lol
When do you get outa schoool? o: