What i learned
from
Disney Princesses...
Sleeping
Beauty: Pretty girls
don't even need to be alive to
get some hot princessy action.
Cinderella: If
you're beautiful enough, you may
be able to escape your terrible
living conditions, by getting a
wealthy man to fall for you.
Snow White: At first
it might seem terrible that
you're so beautiful, that other
women want to kill you out of
jealousy. But dont
worry! Once you find the right man he
will protect you.
Ariel: Its ok to
abandon your family, drastically
change your body, and give up your
special talent tin order to get your
man.
Beauty and the
beast: Appearances
dont
matter. What counts is the heart;
unless youre a
girl.