XxHopeHazardxX

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Quotes by XxHopeHazardxX

It's   Not    seeing   a   spider   in   my   room    that   scares   me
It's when the spider disappears that scares me
Anyone?

Chuck Norris
doesn't call the wrong number
you answer the wrong phone

fave and i'll do a chuck norris joke serise 

If I had a dollar for every boyfriend i've had
I'd be a hobo

My Best Friend is WAY Prettier than me

Can anyone relate to this?


M  AT H

The only place someone can buy 100 watermellons and nobody asks why

Whats your ghetto name?
a = sha.  
b = ni.    
c = ki.   
d = que.
e = nay.    
f  = qui.  
g = ti.     
h = la.
i  = kay.    
j  = rih.   
k = barack.
l  = obama.  
m = di.  
n = ta.   
o = ee.
p = ray.  
q = cli.  
r = gurl.   
s = na.
t = qua.   
u = kua.   
v = ise.  
w = fi.
x = quee.  
y = mi.  
z = zi.
comment what yours is! :D


GOOGLE:


Where is Chuck Norris
Click on the first link

*Stare at screen in amazement* 

I can't hear you
Your heartbeat is too far away

nmf


Dea Simple

  nobody in this world,
splashes their face like that in real life
sincerely,
My bathroom is soaking wet