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heey; my name is jess.
i go to coke and live their too(:
i have tons of friends,
yeah; i love making quotes;fanart;fades,
you name it(:
heey; my name is jess.
i go to coke and live their too(:
i have tons of friends,
yeah; i love making quotes;fanart;fades,
you name it(:
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Recent Quotes by this Author:
EMO:
[X] you own at least 5 black shirts
[X] you like skinny jeans
[X] you’re listening to music right now
[X] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] you have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[X] you like the color black
[X] disslike most girly girls
[] have dyed ur hair dark
[X] sometimes like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[X] have given people evil stares
[] hate your parent(s)
[X] life sucks for you -sometimes.
[X] have been called emo
[] dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[] complain a lot
[X] owned a studded belt or want one
[] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 11
SLUTTY/WHORE:
[] own more than 10 mini shorts
[] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[X] have been called a slut
[] sometimes likes to drink
[X] ever wore low cut shirts
[] have been called a tease
[] flirt with every girl or guy!
[X] love the opposite sex
[X] go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 4
JOCK:
[x]Own at least 5 jerseys
[x] Have 10 or more trophies
[X] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[X] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[] Don't wear makeup
[] Have / had played lacrosse
[X] Played more than 2 sports
[]Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[X] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team
[x]You play/played volleyball on a team
[]You run/ran track
[] You play/ played football on a team
[x] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[x] Are friends with your coach
[X] Love watching sports (some!)
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 12
NERD:
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces/or getting
[x] in advanced classes
[] On Math team (lol have been!)
[] Have all A’s
[x] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[] LOVE to learn
[X] Like your teachers (or some)
[] Watch history channel
[] never go anywhere on the weekends
[X] Have been called weird
[] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[]Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[x] Have your own website
[] wear pocket protectors
Total: 6
PREP:
[] you own mostly aeropostale
[] you like to shop at Forever 21
[] charlotte rousse
[] wet seal/ delia*s
[] you do/have cheerleaded
[X] you like rap/hip hop music
[X] you like to go to parties
[X] you enjoy yourself no matter what (try too!)
[X]you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[] for the most part, youre organized
Total:4
[X] you own at least 5 black shirts
[X] you like skinny jeans
[X] you’re listening to music right now
[X] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] you have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[X] you like the color black
[X] disslike most girly girls
[] have dyed ur hair dark
[X] sometimes like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[X] have given people evil stares
[] hate your parent(s)
[X] life sucks for you -sometimes.
[X] have been called emo
[] dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[] complain a lot
[X] owned a studded belt or want one
[] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 11
SLUTTY/WHORE:
[] own more than 10 mini shorts
[] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[X] have been called a slut
[] sometimes likes to drink
[X] ever wore low cut shirts
[] have been called a tease
[] flirt with every girl or guy!
[X] love the opposite sex
[X] go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 4
JOCK:
[x]Own at least 5 jerseys
[x] Have 10 or more trophies
[X] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[X] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[] Don't wear makeup
[] Have / had played lacrosse
[X] Played more than 2 sports
[]Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[X] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team
[x]You play/played volleyball on a team
[]You run/ran track
[] You play/ played football on a team
[x] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[x] Are friends with your coach
[X] Love watching sports (some!)
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 12
NERD:
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces/or getting
[x] in advanced classes
[] On Math team (lol have been!)
[] Have all A’s
[x] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[] LOVE to learn
[X] Like your teachers (or some)
[] Watch history channel
[] never go anywhere on the weekends
[X] Have been called weird
[] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[]Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[x] Have your own website
[] wear pocket protectors
Total: 6
PREP:
[] you own mostly aeropostale
[] you like to shop at Forever 21
[] charlotte rousse
[] wet seal/ delia*s
[] you do/have cheerleaded
[X] you like rap/hip hop music
[X] you like to go to parties
[X] you enjoy yourself no matter what (try too!)
[X]you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[] for the most part, youre organized
Total:4
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did you ever regret *
dumping him, and want to take him back when its too late? *
</3
How many i told ya's
lets start overs,
and shoulders have you cried on before.
how many promises, be honest girl,
how many tears you let hit the floor.
how many bags you packed just to take 'em back,
tell me that how many either or's,
but no more,
if you let me inside of your world,
and shoulders have you cried on before.
how many promises, be honest girl,
how many tears you let hit the floor.
how many bags you packed just to take 'em back,
tell me that how many either or's,
but no more,
if you let me inside of your world,
There'll be One less Lonely Girl
Once upon a time, i believe it was a Tuesday
when i caught your eye, we caught on to something.i hold on to the night, you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me,were you just kidding 'cause it seems to me, this thing is breaking down we almost never speak; i dont feel welcome anymore, baby what happened please tell me 'cause one second it was perfect, now your halfway out the door.& i stare at the phone, he still hasnt called, then you feel so low you cant feel nothing at all, and you flashback to when he said
forever and always
when i caught your eye, we caught on to something.i hold on to the night, you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me,were you just kidding 'cause it seems to me, this thing is breaking down we almost never speak; i dont feel welcome anymore, baby what happened please tell me 'cause one second it was perfect, now your halfway out the door.& i stare at the phone, he still hasnt called, then you feel so low you cant feel nothing at all, and you flashback to when he said
forever and always
There was this girl and she was with
her
friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It
had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to
die!
IM SCARED!!!
already here but they said i had to repost it so i did
WHAT? IM SCARED.!
her
friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It
had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to
die!
IM SCARED!!!
already here but they said i had to repost it so i did
WHAT? IM SCARED.!
Fine I admit it,
i think of you every second of the day.
you're my favorite subject to talk about.
when i hug you, i wish i can never let go.
most of my dreams have youu in themm.
i alwaays get excited when i see you again.
* (: &&& i'm completely in love with you. :) *
**my edit.**
hopee you likeee(:
fav?
i think of you every second of the day.
you're my favorite subject to talk about.
when i hug you, i wish i can never let go.
most of my dreams have youu in themm.
i alwaays get excited when i see you again.
* (: &&& i'm completely in love with you. :) *
**my edit.**
hopee you likeee(:
fav?
You know?
i'm so sick of getting these forward messages;
because i know i will never get
Mr. Perfect.
i'm so sick of getting these forward messages;
because i know i will never get
Mr. Perfect.
♥ Hey Stephen,
i know looks can be decieving, but i know i saw a light in you,
& as we walked, we were talking, i didnt say half the things i wanted to.
of all the girls tossing rocks at your window, i'll be the one waiting there
even when its cold. Hey Stephen, boy you might have me believing,
i dont always have to be alone. ♥
i know looks can be decieving, but i know i saw a light in you,
& as we walked, we were talking, i didnt say half the things i wanted to.
of all the girls tossing rocks at your window, i'll be the one waiting there
even when its cold. Hey Stephen, boy you might have me believing,
i dont always have to be alone. ♥
Take a deep breath;
as you walk through the doors, its the morning
of your very first day. you say hi to your friends,
you aint seen in a while, try and stay out of everybodys way.
its your freshman year, and your gonna be here for the next four years, in this town. hoping one of them, senior boys will wink at you and say "you know, i havent seen you around before" cause when your fifteen and somebody tells you they love you,
Your gonna believe them.
as you walk through the doors, its the morning
of your very first day. you say hi to your friends,
you aint seen in a while, try and stay out of everybodys way.
its your freshman year, and your gonna be here for the next four years, in this town. hoping one of them, senior boys will wink at you and say "you know, i havent seen you around before" cause when your fifteen and somebody tells you they love you,
Your gonna believe them.
&+ i love you
mine; took foreverr! still looks bad thoughh!
mine; took foreverr! still looks bad thoughh!
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