XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx

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*Today in homeroom.*

*Two guys arguing*
Teacher:
Alright! Stop fighting!
Guy 1: We're not fighting! We're using words. Verbally.
Guy 2: Yeah, like the cold war! (We're studying that in Social Studies.)
Guy 3: Hey. I bet my nuke is bigger than yours. ;)
Guy 2: Yeah, well my missle can wrap all the way around the world. Twice.
Teacher: *Facepalm.*
I hate what this world has been turned into.
You used to beable to go outside, and not worry about getting mugged, or shot.
Now, you run a marathon for charity, and some idiot tries to blow everyone up.
I can't even begin to describe how disgusted I am.

Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Boston.
give :) me :) attitude :) one :) more :) time :) and :) see :) what :) happens :)
What if I just started licking the dentists 

   fingers while they were in my mouth
Once upon a time, I went on Wtty's Top Quotes section,
and the quotes were actually good.
Whoever thinks sitting in a church makes you a Christain,

must also think that sitting in a garage makes you a car.
                                                              Harry: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.
                                            Hermione: What's that?
                                                    Harry: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us, 
                                                                 we've got one thing Voldemort doesn't have.
                                                       Ron: Yeah?
                                                     Harry: Something worth fighting for.



 
-Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix-
       The ideal man does not smoke,
                                               Does not drink,
                                                        Does not do drugs,

                                                                       Does not exist.....
So today I was in Social Studies, and this guy next to me

was wearing shorts. He started stroking his hairy leg, and I

finally asked what he was doing. He replied with,

"I'm petting my cat."


"You wanna pet him?"

TrueStory.

 
Just like dust, we settle in this town.
On this broken, merry go round.