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“What they don't understand about
birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're
eleven, you're also ten, and nine, and eight, and seven,
and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one. And
when you wake up on your eleventh birthday you expect to feel
eleven but you don't. You open your eyes and
everything's just like yesterday only it's today. And
you don't feel eleven at all. You still feel like
you're ten. And you are -- underneath the year that makes
you eleven.
Like some days you might say something stupid, and that's the part of you that's still ten. Or maybe some days you need to sit on your mama's lap because you're scared, and that's the part of you that's five. And maybe one day when you're all grown up maybe you will need to cry like you're three, and that's okay. That's what I tell Mama when she's sad and needs to cry. Maybe she's feeling three.
Because the way you grow old is kind of like an onion or like the rings inside a tree trunk or like my little wooden dolls that fit one inside the other, each year inside the next one. That's how being eleven years old is.
— Sandra Cisneros
Like some days you might say something stupid, and that's the part of you that's still ten. Or maybe some days you need to sit on your mama's lap because you're scared, and that's the part of you that's five. And maybe one day when you're all grown up maybe you will need to cry like you're three, and that's okay. That's what I tell Mama when she's sad and needs to cry. Maybe she's feeling three.
Because the way you grow old is kind of like an onion or like the rings inside a tree trunk or like my little wooden dolls that fit one inside the other, each year inside the next one. That's how being eleven years old is.
— Sandra Cisneros
Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he
goes
somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p.ssed off he gets.
somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p.ssed off he gets.
PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than any other quotes becomes top quote.
Ferb: *blinks eyes*
Phineas: *blinks eyes*
Phineas:ok
In the backyard
Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts quote
Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on this account on wittyprofiles.
Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months and got just 50 followers.
Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a witty account?
Phineas: yes, we are
Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
*perry gets trapped in a cage*
Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am not. So i decided to delete his account with this delete-inator.
Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a website. Come come, over there
Mom: ok candice,
*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier account*
*delete-inator gets broken*
Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
Candice: but but but *shocked*
Perry:grrr
Phineas: oh there you are perry
i try to avoid any eye contact,
CAUSE THAT OPENS A DOOR FOR
CONVERSATION, LIKE I WANT
THAT.
I'm more confused than a
chameleon in a bag of skittles.
chameleon in a bag of skittles.
