Wife: *sees
husband on phone* Who is this?
Husband: It's
Jake from State Farm.
Wife: What
are you wearing "Jake from State Farm"?
Jake: Uh,
khakis?
Wife: She
sounds hideous. Husband: Well
she's a guy, so.
❤ when I told
you I was sick you
cried when i
got on the plane to have my operation you didnt say
goodbye I got
a lucky donor heart but
when I came home I couldent
find you
finally I asked your mom with tears in her
eyes she said
where do you think you got your heart
from ❤
you aremy sunshine☼ myonly
sunshine☼ you make
me happy☺ whenskys are grey☁ u'll never
knowdear☹ how much
ilove u❤ so please
dont take ✕ mysunshine
away☼
I finally got the
text:(
My grandfather is going down to the
operation room right
now to get open heart surgery He
has liquid in his heart and he cant really breath. Im asking
for u to fave for him please
Im
praying he is going to be okay