All About Marriage and
Dating
(As answered by elementary school
students)
How Do You Decide Who
To Marry?
You got to find somebody
who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should
like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they
grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who
you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10
What is the Right Age To Get
Married?
Twenty-three is the best age because
you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are
Married?
You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In
Common?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
What Do Most People Do
On A Date?
Dates are for having
fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell
each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
What Would You Do On A First Date
That Was Turning Sour?
I'd run home and play dead. The next
day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
- Craig, age 9
When Is It Okay To Kiss
Someone?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like
this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to
do.
- Howard, age 8
Is It Better To Be
Single or Married?
It's better for girls to be single
but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
How Would The World Be Different
If People Didn't Get Married?
There sure would be a
lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
How
Would You Make a Marriage
Work?
Tell your wife that
she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky, age 10