&What If Prince Charming had long [(messy)] hair?
What if he wore plaid shorts and DC tee-shirts [(instead)]of silk pants and expensive jackets?
What if he was rude and lacked any [(manners)]?
What if he was short and scrawny
instead of ([tall and muscular)]?
What if he laughed at offensive jokes?
What if he rode a [(beat up)] skateboard
instead of a beautiful white horse?
What if "Prince Charming" was a SkaterBoy??