Yasmineisthebest

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Joined: April 11, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 291492
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Gender: F
Heyy im yasmine, 16 years old, been a proud
wittian for 2 years now and I like you,
whoever is reading this right now <3
So follow me if you want.

Quotes by Yasmineisthebest

My friend once told me I had a nice back o.O How can a back be prettier than another?
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back
Random guy: Whats your favourite type of machine at the gym?
Me: the vending machine
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funny
Birthdays are good for your health
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
so I could slap eight people at once.
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When I see lover's names on a tree
I don't think it's cute,
I just think it's strange how
many people take knives on dates.
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When I'm sad I just sing,
then realize my voice is
worst than my problems.
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Each time you open a book and read it,
a tree smiles knowing their's life after death
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inspirational
Wow kissing is such a dumb word
facebattle is way cooler
facebattling in the rain
"you may now facebattle the bride"
"I just want to facebattle you"
"facebattle me"


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When you don't know how to
pronounce a character's name in
a book, so you just substitute your
own jibberish word in your head.
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books