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There once was a guy that found a piece of hair in his hamburger, so he told the waitress about it & she took him into the kitchen.
He went in and he saw the chef pressing the burger patties in his hairy armpits. He said "eew, disgusting" and the waitress said "you think this is disgusting? Wait until you see how he makes the doughnuts"








 

There once was a guy that found a piece of hair in his hamburger, so he told the waitress about it & she took him into the kitchen.
He went in and he saw the chef pressing the burger patties in his hairy armpits. He said "eew, disgusting" and the waitress said "you think this is disgusting? Wait until you see how he makes the doughnuts"









 

"funny" is above the "love"category.
because on witty, happiness is more important than love, but we never realize it. ♥

Laugh your heart out. Dance in the rain. Cherish the moment.
Ignore the pain. Live, laugh, love, forgive, and forget.
Life's too short to be living with regrets.
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Him : I love you
Her : Iloveyoutoo♥
Him : something wrong with your spacebar?
Her : No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else♥
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"funny" is above the "love"category.
because on witty, happiness is  more important than love, but we never realize it. ♥

And what am I supposed to do
when the best part of me was always you?♥