YerMumWasGurdBaby

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saira || 14 || i want to rape your ass ..wait. what.

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HIYA. i'm millie. Saira loves me, so suck it up bitches. This is like a secret hack because i'm a badman rebel. I actually came on her account to follow myself.. tehehe. I GOT A NEW ACCOUNT OKAY? i'm thatsmile btw;) saira uses most of my formats because she's a badman too. She's been my best friend for like.. er.. 2 years? maybe more. A LONG TIME. well, a long time for an online friendship. i know we've fought all the time, and i know sometimes we didn't want to be friends, but the most important thing is that we are friends, and i really hope that doesn't change. no matter how much i screw up. i love you saira! you're like my best friend in the whole entire world! remember left hook, right hook, both hooks! you're so fucking gorgeous, i'm so unbelievably jealous of your face. give me it sometime? yay. LET'S GET MARRIED AND HAVE SEXY BABIES?! you're amazing, even when you tell yourself different. my best friend. always. i love you. millions. ~love, millie. (thatsmile)

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hey , did you hear that Rebecca Black is pregnant ?
guess that's what happens when you get down on Friday..

she must have chosen the back seat.


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B u l l i e d♥

"CATLYN!" mom yelled as she came bursted her way into my perfectly tiedy room,
" hurry up and get ready for your first day of school! its 8.00am! school starts in half an hour" Mom repeated this twice,
" Ohno! " i yelled as i pinned up my blue hair,
i searched through my draws trying to find someone gorgeous to wear on the first day of being a freshman,
There it is, sitting perfectly up against my white spotted computer chair, my silver cut top with gorgeous dimonds sparkling on it, then she grabbed her blue sparkling high heels and her long ankle length pink skirt to match it,
" yes! " i yell as i pick up the phone and dial Trent's number,
Hm. thats weird his phone is engaged....
She walked over to her pitchure frame and looked at the pitchure of her and Trent,
her one love ever since Kindergarton.
Catlyn gobbeled down breakfast and ran to the bus stop,
She was standing next to a tall guy she had never met before he had perfect blonde curls, his body was tanned and muscley, she was standing there day dreaming at him then suddenly he said " Um can i help you?"
 Catlyn looked horrified and managed to mutter out " um uh uh no uh sorry i was just..."
then he spoke again " Dont worry about it, my names Tyler" he smiled and had perfectly straight white teeth.
She replied with " oh my name is um Catlyn Rose Lia "
He told her she had a gorgeous name,
Then the bus arrived. Kids screaming, swearing throwing things at each other,
Catlyn put her blue sparkling high heel on the step of the bus and....
Should i carry on ?

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Today I went to google
and typed in "what do I do if..."
and got "what do I do if a ginger kid bites me?"
I didn't bother even going to yahoo.♥

nmf
 
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i really had you going like there was actually something ot highlight
as if
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OMG
 

This Actually Works!


1. Hold your breath.

2. Die.

 

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Wanna hear a bird joke.? Its a real QUACK up !
Haha!, thats EMUsing :)
Ikr? and to think that Josh told me to Crow up..
Duck him!, i say

Okay, i dont know anymore.

Well, this is HAWKward.!

 


nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

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Replacements for

"cool story,

bro."


 
1) Fascinating discourse, chum.

2) Riveting fable, comrade.

3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren.

4) Perpetuating argument, colleague.

5) Sweet saga, yo.

6) Waste of time, jerk.

7) Spellbinding reiteration, chummy.

8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one.

9) Interesting intellect, imbecile.

10) Ballin' gossip, dawg.






 

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