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Friend: Wow! You bought Resident Evil Revelations! *Goes to pick up box*
Me: *Slaps their hand away* Don't touch the case.

I'm starting to realise my closest friends are fictional people. At least they don't yell at me for being different.

Friend: So what did you do on the weekend?
Me: Watched rock of ages. Wrote fanfiction. Had a rock party in my bedroom. Passed out. Got up. Watched rock of ages.
Friend: Your obsessed.
Me: Sorry I wasn't listening. I was thinking about rock of ages.

I sit at the school computor waiting for the teacher to say we can start our tests.
when she finally does say we can start our tests, it won't work for me. the window won't load or it won't let
me type my name in. I put up my hand to say that i have a problem and the teacher sighs and mutters "of course you do."
then she gets it working so easily when I swear it didn't do that for me. and as she walks away I hear her mutter "Time waster"

OH. SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT?
 

EMBARISSING MOMENT #1

ok so when I was a toddler I looked like a boy except in this one photo where I have like barely any hair and I'm wearing a dress.
this photo lives in a frame labled "me and my mummy" a photo of me looking like a three year old boy lives next to it in a similar frame entitled "me and my daddy" and that was fine. until a friend came over and spotted the photos

friend looks at photo of me in a dress: "aw!! you were such a cute little baby!"
me: um, thanks
friend looks at other photo: *confused* "who's this little guy?"
me: *crud! what do I do?! she know's I'm an only child!!!* Uh... that's my cousin. yeah! my cousin!
friend: but.... that's your dad.... and the picture says me and my daddy.
me: we have a very complex family.
friend:..... I'm gonna go now.
me:*what the hell!!! we have a complex family? what was I thinking!?"
 

  telling every one your friend who goes to highschool is your big sister and that if your mean to me my big sister will come and mess you up.
BEST.ANTI-BULLYING METHOD.EVER.

 

normal person trying to find something

let's see..... if I were a notebook, where would I be? I would be.... IN MY DESK DRAWER!!!! YAY!! I FOUND MY NOTEBOOK! now I can write that millon dollar story Iv'e always wanted to write!


me trying to find something


let's see....... if I were a notebook, where would I be? Duh, I would be in the last place my owner left me, obviously! ........ wait a second........ that didn't work at all!! who thought up this stupid method of finding things?!

 

faving a quote can mean so many different things. it can mean;

LOL
I think this is smart
I think this is true
I understand what you mean.
thankyou.
I'm sorry to hear that things are this bad for you.
I support you.
the same thing happened to me the other day.
your funny
Well I think your great.
it can mean heaps of other stuff too.

so much thought into such a simple action. so much joy can be brought to a person (maybe not regular wittians but new-B's love
it when people fave their quotes.) just by pressing that button.

COOL HUH?

 

there's nothing wrong with not liking minecraft.
everyone has their own opinion.
but when me and my minecraft nerds are talking about the latest texture pack,
there's no need to interuppt and tell us to change the subject.
you wanna talk about 1D? go get some 1D nerds and talk about their latest song.
my minecraft homies and I don't wanna here it.

creepers
gonna
creep