I've fallen in love with my best friend,
Babe, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night. Nobody get offended.
Gay?
Sir, I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on.
You of all people should know that sh*t happens, so stop complaining and get up. We've got a job to do.
Screw it.
I'm a band geek for life and nobody will ever change that.:)