Calliope*

Status: hello ^u^
Joined: November 19, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: August 19
user id: 339197
Location: Northern Ireland
Gender: F

Calliope is an adorable baby,
And she doesn't deserve to have such an of a ss hole brother.



Amy-Lee

    Ace    

Ask me on chat for my snapchat name
Tumblr:: largegrape.tumblr.com
Obsessed with;

Homestuck, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Tumblr, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Calliope, Bee and Puppycat, Paradox Space, Dangan Ronpa (and SDR2), Vocaloid, Black Butler, Death Note, Watamote, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Roxy Lalonde, Aradia Megido, Bring Me the Horizon, Pierce the Veil, Attack on Titan, Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, Laughing Jack, other CreepyPastas

   If you see me on Chat, do please talk to me!!
uwu


Lechuvie.blogspot.com


Tumblr

Quotes by Calliope*

"You call me stupid?
I fake a smile every day, and
you believe it every time."
8 0 Calliope* Calliope*
yup
Gerard Way:
Depression, suicidal.

Mitch Lucker:
Severe social anxiety.

Alex Gaskarth:
Panic attacks, anxiety.

Austin Carlile:
Lost his mother.

Kellin Quinn:
Broken family.

Vic Fuentes:
Self harm.

Oli Sykes:
Severely bullied.

Tom Fletcher:
Bipolar, eating disorder.

Dougie Poynter:
Suicidal, depression.

They could go on, why not you?
22 1 Calliope* Calliope*
olisykes
So I tried to make conversation with our building's youngest tenant.

Me: "Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?"

Little Girl: *hides behind her mom*

Mom: "That's okay, you can tell her."

Little Girl: "Yeaaaaaaah....."

Me: "That's cool, who is your favourite character? Hermione?

Little Girl: *shakes head*

Me: "Ron? Harry?"

Little Girl: "I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT."

Me: "Uh..."

Little Girl: "HE REPRESENTS CHAOS."

Me: "That's... fun, too..."
17 0 Calliope* Calliope*
tumblr
Due tomorrow?
Do tomorrow.
6 0 Calliope* Calliope*
yup


I know I'm not liked.

I know you think my laugh's annoying.
My smile's too plain.
I go in and out in the wrong places.
My hair is just awful.

I know you don't like me.

Just stop pretending.

Please.
12 4 Calliope* Calliope*
school


I know I'm not the only one
Who used to always think Tweety was a girl


Format: twilightgirl995

13 2 Calliope* Calliope*
tweety
Reasons Why I'm Single:

One: I annoy people.
Two: I mess sh//t up.
Three: I'm never anyones first choice.
Four: I'm just bad with relationships.
Five: I'm not liked.
Six: I am an ugly a//s motherf//cker.

And Let's Not Forget-

Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop.
14 0 Calliope* Calliope*
joke
(I am working morning shifts at a cafe.
We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother walk in.)

Me: "So what will it be?"

Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."

(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look.
The mother looks very embarralsed)

Mother: "Eggs... He would like some eggs..."

128 7 Calliope* Calliope*
omg

Mum:  Hey, that band you like is on tv.
Me  *bashes through my door*
Me:  *trips down stairs*
Me:  *slips on floor*
Me:  *runs into wall*
Me:  *army rolls through kitchen*
Me:  *skids around corner*
Me:  *dives onto couch*
Me:  Shut up or I will f//cking murder you all.


nmf

 
74 0 Calliope* Calliope*
sotrue
I'm sick of all this arguing.
Different people have different opinions and you all need to stop slamming each other.

You're against gay marriage?
That's cool. Just don't go around telling everyone gays are disgusting.

You agree with gay marriage?
That's cool too. But stop going around trying to make people change their minds.
6 0 Calliope* Calliope*
please
< 1 2 3 4 5 Next >