Yuri

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Joined: December 24, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 255101
Gender: M

 

 

Quotes by Yuri


Oh god, it's the new year


now I have to remeber to put 12 instead of 11
on dates...
 

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Balancing the light switch between "On" and "Off"
 
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I love the term "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it sounds like there's more than one outcome.


Yeah, we're expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.

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stopping the microwave at 1 second
 
  and feeling like a bomb defuser
 
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"Mom... Dad... I've decided I'm going to live on my own from now on."

"That's great! Your taking a big step in your life!"

"Your luggage is on the front porch."


 

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WALKING AROUND IN FLIP-FLOPS... 

THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE FRONT END
FOLDS UNDER


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU D:<


 

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Just finished nailing the body under the floorboard.

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

...


"YOU TOO!"
 

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Hey, so how are things going with your girlfriend?
We chat online for like, 4 hours everyday. So, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious...



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