ZacGriffin

Status: I like Bacon and stuff
Joined: June 7, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 306581
Location: Some Where, Some Place
Gender: M
Well basicly Im insane

Quotes by ZacGriffin

I need feminism so i can treat women like equals and beat them.
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When I die I will donate my body to science just

so they can finally figure out how I maintained my

existence in the first place.
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Punch orphans. They don't have

parents to cry to.
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Within 100 years after you die, literally no one will

ever know you existed. Your life will have meant

nothing, to anyone.
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If you miss your ex-girlfreind/boyfreind then aim  

better and shoot again.
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break up
How do five gay guys walk? In One Direction.
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three.
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I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work.
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My legs are dangling off the edge, The bottom of the bottle is my only friend, I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone. My legs are dangling off the edge, A stomach full of pills didn't work again, I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone.
 
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