ZachBoss77

Status: tired.
Joined: September 23, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 331890
Location: A house
Gender: M
Hello world! or just witty profiles. whichever you prefer
My name is Zachariah, Zach for short.
i enjoy music. all kinds of rock, metal and screamo.
Favorite bands are Green Day, Asking Alexandria, Nirvana, stuff along those lines.
Ive played slender. it is NOT fun.
I am terrified of the slender man
If you dont know what he is, look him up.
I live on a farm. we Have cows chickens, horses, rats, cats, and a dog.
i dont eat pigs, because they are too awsome.
on occasions i will eat bacon, because bacon is more awesome than pigs.
If you are still reading this you have a greater attention span than i.
i hate scary movies. and thats basicly everything you want (or even more than you want) to know about me! :DDDD

Quotes by ZachBoss77

If boredom were a disease. I would be dead.

I wish i was a cat with a

good home. That would

be the freaking life. I'd be

like, yo, im a cat. i dont

listen to anybody, just

sleep and pee in a box.

Because thats what cats

do. So yeah. Meow and

Stuff.

A Discussion in civics today.
Me: I can't beleive you wore your leather jackets to school today.
Friend: Leather jackets are cool
Me: You looked so gay XDD
Friend: (glares at me) No. Noone looks gay in a leather jacket. Its impossible to. Unless its a tight leather jacket, then its impossible to not look gay.
Me: You win

Whenever you feel sad,remember

that somewhere in the world, an

idiot is trying to pull open a door

marked push.
I Dont know about anyone else, but i think our role models should be Pandas.

The're like the most NOT RACISTthings ever, the're like "Bro, im

BLACK,
WHITE, and ASIAN, but i dont care, cuz im a

PANDA."

My friend thinks hes so smart. He said

onions are the only food that can can make

you cry.

I said "Challenge Accepted" and threw a

Coconut at his face.

Im scared of----4---- out of 72 fears!
(x) the dark
() staying single forever
() being a parent

() giving birth

() being myself in front of others
() open spaces
() closed spaces
() heights
() dogs
() birds
() fish
() spiders
() flowers/plants
() being touched
() fire
() silk
() the ocean
() failure
() success
()thunder/lightning
() frogs
() bf/gf's mom
() bf/gf's dad
() rats
() wind
(x) jumping from high places
() snow
() rain
() crossing hanging bridges
() deep water
() heaven
() death
() being robbed
(x) falling
() clowns
() dolls
() large crowds
() men
() women
() having great responsibilities
() doctors/dentists
() tornadoes
() hurricanes
() incurable diseases
() sharks
() Friday the 13th
() ghosts
() poverty
() Halloween
() school
() odd numbers
() even numbers
() being alone
() becoming blind
() becoming deaf
() growing up
(x) creepy noises at night
() bee stings
() not accomplishing goals
() needles
() blood
() dinosaurs
() the welcome mat
() high speed
(x) throwing up
() falling in love (for me in love. again
() super secrets
When life gives you LEMONS, you clone

those
LEMONS, and

make
SUPER LEMONS!
That moment of sheer releif when you walk into your house and you can drop all the stuff you are carrying