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Zebrafreak22

Member since Sun Oct 5, 2008 17:52:57 EDT

Last login: Fri Nov 20, 2009 17:41:59 EST

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Quote Stats: 147

                                                 
                                               
 I love CocaCola so much. It's my addiction.


Let's start with the basics:

         My name is Lauren. My middle name is Michelle. (I'm not going to tell you my last name. Creeper.) My favorite colors are various types of purple. My favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. I am Italian and German. (blonde hair, blue eyes.)

Okay. How about the not-so-basics?
           I can't stand crying. I hate when people are sad. I try to cheer people up, and will not stop until I do. I am a really optimistic person, you could say. I have my negative thoughts, but I like to make sure other people are thinking positive. I am a smiley addict. I think I may put a smiley in almost every message/text/comment. :) I'm not a very exciting person. I think I am pretty boring/average/normal. I attempt jokes, but rarely succeed. I hate dumb blonde jokes. I hate hypocrites. (Does that make me one? Hmm...) My pet peeves are hypocrites and poor grammar. (Your & you're and there, their, & they're. It's, like, second grade stuff?)  I do like to read and write. Call me a nerd. I don't judge people quickly, I think.  At first glance, I can assume, but I usually get to know that person first. I don't like it when people act all emo.  People who actually cut themselves, usually don't go telling the whole world that they're emo.  I don't know who I am yet. I am still writing my story, and the end is still not known to anyone--including myself. Thanks for reading(:


Too many to name, at the moment. When I have more time (it's about midnight right now) I'll add some. 


_foreveryoursx3<33(my cousin(:), xLoveKillsSlowlyx, MyEye6, Everlongs_Layouts, and moreee(:


I DON'T LOVE ME
And that's how I understand why you don't either.
 

Recent Quotes by this Author:

 ->Look at what I made for you []
it never was enough
a  n  d        |        t  h  e
*w   o   r   l   d*
is what I gave you<-
quote number 1196297
filed under lyrics
  2
 You're weird
obnoxious, crazy,
[[& a complete  idiot]]
yet, I still love you(:
quote number 1187899
filed under love
  2
 E v e r y o n e  t h i n k s  o f 
changing the world,
b u t  n o  o n e  t h i n k s  o
changing themselves.


-Leo Tolstoy-
 
quote number 1186100
filed under inspirational
  3
 Carrie Prejean?
I could say a lot about her, but I won't.
((!@#$%))
|SHE IS A BITCH|!
((!@#$%))



do not highlight. :P
 
 
quote number 1186054
filed under celeb
  1
 I know your favorite songs.
I know your favorite colors.
I've been there for you when you were sad.
I've helped you with your homework.
I've made you laughed.
I know your secrets.
We've been friends forever.
So, why don't you lo-
Oh. Right.
Her.
quote number 1185810
filed under love
  49
                   Guess what...                    
xxxxNo BRACES!xxxx
                  :)               


quote number 1184784
filed under funny
  1

 
 With a (thousand) lies 
And a good 
(disguise)
{+} Hit em right between the eyes {+}

quote number 1179696
filed under lyrics
  5
I don't understand.
I
don't laugh anymore.
I don't talk to my parents.
I won't take my friend's calls.
I can't remember the last time I was happy.
I'm doing poorly in school.
The number one thing I don't understand is:
I thoughyoloved me?
quote number 1179675
filed under break up
  21
 I feel likThanksgiving.*
               Important, but f o r g o t t e n.
quote number 1175723
filed under holiday
  7
I never believed you.
 I     o n l y    w a n t e d     t o  .
quote number 1175702
filed under break up
  11

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