Witty is annoying. Thank you to all those who actually make good, meaningful quotes. You're the only reason I look here anymore.
Let's start with the basics:
My name is Lauren. My middle name is Michelle. (I'm not going to tell you my last name. Creeper.) My favorite colors are various types of purple. My favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. I am Italian and German. (blonde hair, blue eyes.)
Okay. How about the not-so-basics?
I can't stand crying. I hate when people are sad. I try to cheer people up, and will not stop until I do. I am a really optimistic person, you could say. I have my negative thoughts, but I like to make sure other people are thinking positive. I am a smiley addict. I think I may put a smiley in almost every message/text/comment. :) I'm not a very exciting person. I think I am pretty boring/average/normal. I attempt jokes, but rarely succeed. I really, really, really like this guy. But, he likes her. Crap. I hate dumb blonde jokes. I hate hypocrites. (Does that make me one? Hmm...) My pet peeves are hypocrites and poor grammar. (Your & you're and there, their, & they're. It's, like, second grade stuff?) I have an Autistic sister named Audrey. It is offensive when people say 'that's so retarded'. So, don't. It is also offensive to people when you say 'that's so gay.' Don't. Okay? I do like to read and write. Call me a nerd. I don't judge people quickly, I think. At first glance, I can assume, but I usually get to know that person first. I don't like it when people act all emo. People who actually cut themselves, usually don't go telling the whole world that they're emo. I'm actually a nice person. I've been learning to stand up for myself more, actually. :) I don't know who I am yet. I am still writing my story, and the end is still not known to anyone--including myself. Thanks for reading(: