Zebrafreak22

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Joined: October 5, 2008
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 55734
                              
                                                  Witty is annoying. Thank you to all those who actually make good, meaningful                                                                                             quotes. You're the only reason I look here anymore. 

Let's start with the basics:
         My name is Lauren. My middle name is Michelle. (I'm not going to tell you my last name. Creeper.) My favorite colors are various types of purple. My favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. I am Italian and German. (blonde hair, blue eyes.)

Okay. How about the not-so-basics?
           I can't stand crying. I hate when people are sad. I try to cheer people up, and will not stop until I do. I am a really optimistic person, you could say. I have my negative thoughts, but I like to make sure other people are thinking positive. I am a smiley addict. I think I may put a smiley in almost every message/text/comment. :) I'm not a very exciting person. I think I am pretty boring/average/normal. I attempt jokes, but rarely succeed. I really, really, really like this guy. But, he likes her. Crap. I hate dumb blonde jokes. I hate hypocrites. (Does that make me one? Hmm...) My pet peeves are hypocrites and poor grammar. (Your & you're and there, their, & they're. It's, like, second grade stuff?) I have an Autistic sister named Audrey. It is offensive when people say 'that's so retarded'. So, don't. It is also offensive to people when you say 'that's so gay.' Don't. Okay?  I do like to read and write. Call me a nerd. I don't judge people quickly, I think.  At first glance, I can assume, but I usually get to know that person first. I don't like it when people act all emo. People who actually cut themselves, usually don't go telling the whole world that they're emo. I'm actually a nice person. I've been learning to stand up for myself more, actually. :)   I don't know who I am yet. I am still writing my story, and the end is still not known to anyone--including myself. Thanks for reading(:
 

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Comments by Zebrafreak22

Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to Killerxoxo
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you're right, I don't know. but my mom wouldn't have let me give a homeless guy 50 dollars, and I don't think she's a . maybe you're referring to a different time with your mom that I don't know about.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to emf1011
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I put them in their place. *oh snap* (;
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to grachtin
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thanks for the bitchy comment, love.
look. whoever made the quote saying they're ugly, isn't. i bet that person is fine. just don't make quotes about it, okay? just a pathetic way to get favorites. mmkay?
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to emf1011
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hahahahah. :)
I don't like it when people say 'favorite if'. :D
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to emf1011
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haha, which one?(:
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to KissMySass_x33
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I didn't get a slurpee. fml.
I'm sorry, Molly, but Chuck Norris beats all.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to KissMySass_x33
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and alex. he can come, too. and chuck norris. wait a minute. let's not be too ambitious.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to KissMySass_x33
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY. hopefully gabe comes to your party. and omfg. that picture. your picture. blows me away.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to couturebabex95
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hey, there. I don't know if you realize what you're doing, but you're doing something called "jocking". Jocking is copying and pasting someone else's quote, and claiming it as your own. WittyProfiles is not to be jocked, so please try to come up with your own quotes, or at least give credit. Thanks!
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to Zebrafreak22
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read.reply.delete.
"How lovely to think that no one need wait a moment, we can
start now, start slowly changing the world! How lovely that
everyone, great and small, can make their contribution toward
introducing justice straightaway... And you can always, always
give something, even if it is only kindness!"

-- Anne Frank
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to KissMySass_x33
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Maybe your drool got on him. :D And now he has a little piece of you.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to make_believe_not_war
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but I love her, too. she's nice, funny, and amazing. but why does he have to like HER?! gahh.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to katey101
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and i love her, too. she's nice, funny, and always there for me.
BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LIKE HER?! gahh.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to make_believe_not_war
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same. :P
I want to be mad at her, but I can't. it's not her fault. :(
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to CMPSunday
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mmkay. :]
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to CMPSunday
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i'm sorry if i made you upset, but i really didn't do anything. i asked a simple question, and you took it the wrong way. sorry.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to KissMySass_x33
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do not shower again if he hugged you.
that is a command.
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to CMPSunday
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"umm it says that at the beginning, right before they go to the invention competition. before her dad gets stuck in the woods... it does say it in it. I saw it last night..."

I watched it again. Still cannot find where she says that. :/
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to Dreamless
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Hey, sorry to intrude, but your quotes are either: beautiful, meaningful, funny, or all of that combined.
Just wanted to tell you that!
Bye(:
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Zebrafreak22 1 decade ago to KissMySass_x33
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jealousy times 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000056
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