Zeny

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Joined: August 13, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: March 28
user id: 207220
Location: Philippines
Gender: F
Zenica Mae | 15 | 4th Year HS Student | YFC | Sarcastic | Introvert | Kflyyy. xx

Quotes by Zeny

‎*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*

Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?

*Everyone laughs*

Nerd: Nope. It was yours.

*Dead silence*

nmf 

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funny

Good people see the bad things in themselves, bad people see the bad things only in others. ♥

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inspirational

When I see a fight on facebook, I sit there refreshing my page thinking,
 
 ''This is going to be GOOD!''
 
♥

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funny

Do you know? 

A human body can bear only up to 45 Del (unit) of pain. But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels up to 57 Del of Pain. This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time!

RESPECT and LOVE your MOM... ♥

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advice

The phrase "I need to talk to you." has the ability to strike fear into the heart of anyone.

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funny

Dear life, when I said "Can my day get any worse?", it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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funny

That awkward moment when someone doesn't understand your amazing sense of humor. ♥

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funny

It's better to lose your pride with someone you love, rather than lose that someone with your useless pride. ♥

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love

Love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and you'll crush it; Too loose and it flies away. ♥

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love

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