Zimmy103344

THE BOOK OF    
MORM{m}N 
                                                                                           hello!

 

She had no arms.
 

...
 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
 

Not Suzie.

So hard to feel
B e a u t i f u l,
When it's so easy to feel
H I D E O U S.

I WISH I HAD BOOBS.
Instead of these wooden nipple holders i have now.

HEY LOOK.witty didn't disappear.

It's true   <sup>I'm Not the Prettiest
                              I'm Not the Most Popular.
                                                            The Sexiest.
                                                                       The Biggest chest.
                                                                       The Clearest face.
                                                                        The perfect height.
                                                          The all around Little-Miss-Perfect.

No. I'm not all that.

I'm pretty in my own way.
I'm a theatre geek, It's better than being popular.
I don't know how to be sexy. I laugh too much.
I have the flattest chest ever.
I got zits, So what?
I'm 5 foot 9 1/2, and love it.
I'm me. And I love every bit of me, for ME.</sup>






                            

Voice detection conversation with my IPod
Me: I lost my goldfish!

IPod: Goldfish, Is that so?

Me: Yes! what do I do?!

IPod: Put up missing posters around your town.
Here's some places to look...

I'm blown away that my goldfish had the capability to run away into the town.
I'm even more blown away that I even consitered putting up posters.
 

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