Hey gorgeous, uh I mean flawless.
Hey hey loser. Uh yeah. You guys should know Zoey is a loser. &She likes little boys. A LOT. Stay away guys. SHE'S A PEDO. Okay, but she's gorgeous, and funny. &Sometimes I don't want to hit her. Okay, love you Zoe.♥You can delete this and type over it if you want.
Move out of the way, bitches, it's my turn to speak.
The name's Kramer, Zoey Kramer. I'm a junior in high school, and was brought into this hell-hole...uh, I mean world... 16 years ago, July 18th. I'm a varsity cheerleader, and an ameture gymnast. No, I will not "flip" for you everytime you ask. Friday nights are my favorite. Speaking of favorites, my absolute favorite movie is The Nightmare Before Christmas. Love, love, love. I have the coolest friends ever, LiveTheDream and KatelynAsh. Go love them! I'm happily taken by Gabriel, and yes, I am a pedo. So hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
Deuces.