ZombieKiller

i Consider myself a crayon ;
i May not be your favorite color ,
but one day you'll NEED me to complete your picture
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
i Have 5 fingers , & ' the middle one is for you.
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Daughter ; Mommy ! Mommy i Got 5$

Mom ; Well How Did You Get That ?

Daughter ; Tommy Said if i Show Him How i Do
My Cartwheel While He Sitts Up On His Tree House
He Will Give Me 5$

Mom ; Honey That's Only Because He Wants To Look AT Your Underwear ! Don't Take Money From Him ANYMORE !

* NEXT DAY *

Daughter ; Mommy ! Mommy i Got 10$ From Tommy

* Mom Looks Disappointed *

Daughter ; But Mommy, it's Okay ! i Tricked Tommy , i Did Not Wear My Underwear This Time

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That One Moment When You Get A Mini Heart Attack ;
When you ACCIDENTALLY send a message about your TRUE feelings
& '
You try canceling it but it won't cancel
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i Might hug other guys ,
i Might laugh with other guys ,
i Might even hang out with other guys ,
But NONE of them will ever mean to me as much as you do.
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A boy walks in his room
&'
See's a note on his bed
it says ;
' Dear teenage boy , i Can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can . '
Signed , A Spider
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My mom showed me a video of when i Was  8
i Said to my Mom ' Mom can i Climb that tree ? '
She said ' Fine, but if you break your leg don't come running to me. '
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' Single Doesn't Mean i'M Looking For Somebody '
- Wiz Khalifa
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