_BadLuckBrian_

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Quotes by _BadLuckBrian_

 
THROWS A PARTY.
 
 
 
NOT INVITED.
 
 
OPENS OWN BUSINESS.
 
 
 
FIRED.
 
 
HIRES A PROSTITUTE.
 
 
 
LEARNS ABOUT MOM'S REAL JOB.
 
 
"I DON'T THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS ANYMORE."
 
 
DIES.
(look at my name to get it.)
 
USES HANDICAPPED STALL.
 
 
COMES OUT, HANDICAPPED PERSON WAITING.
(look at my name to get it.)
 
ASKS OUT UGLIEST GIRL.
 
 
REJECTED.
(look at my name to get it.)
 
FALLS OUT OF BUILDING AND LANDS IN PILLOW TRUCK.
 
 
EMPTY.
(look at my name to get it.)
 
PARENTS GET DIVORCED.
 
 
NO CUSTODY BATTLE.
(look at my name to get it.)
 
TELLS HILARIOUS YO MOMMA JOKE.
 
 
TO AN ORPHAN.
(look at my name to get it.)
 
ASKS IF HIS MOM LOVES HIM.
 
 
"AS A FRIEND."
(look at my name to get it.)
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