_BadLuckBrian_

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Joined: August 6, 2012
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Quotes by _BadLuckBrian_

 
RIDES BUMPER CARS.
 
 
KILLED BY DRUNK DRIVER.
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CREATES IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND.
 
 
FRIENDZONED.
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FINDS OLD BOARD GAME IN ATTIC.
 
 
JUMANJI.
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TOLD JESUS LOVES HIM.
 
 
 
IN A MEXICAN PRISON.
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TRIES ON COOL HAT IN STORE.
 
 
LICE.
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SEDUCED BY TEACHER.
 
 
HOMESCHOOLED.
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FLIES ON A PLANE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
 
 
SNAKES.
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FINALLY MAKES IT ON A TV SHOW.
 
 
1000 WAYS TO DIE.
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FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE.
 
 
 
TWO DADS.
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BUYS LYSOL DISINFECTING WIPES.
 
 
 
KILLED BY THE .1% OF GERMS.
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