*Me Playing With My
Me: Who's a
little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat
you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I
bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE
SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
Me: Oh, you're
so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy