_Invisible_Love

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Joined: August 29, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 328183
Gender: F

Quotes by _Invisible_Love



Ride unicorns,
Not dicks.


 

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Katy Perry- "Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag..."
Me- "Umm no actually, I dont..."
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When I'm Home Alone...

Me: Hmm.. Im hungry.
Me: WHERES THE FOOD?! GIMME THE FOOD!!
Me: *Shoves food into face*
Pets: ...
Me: ...
Me: What??
Pets: ...
Me: I need to eat less. I'm so fat.
Me: *Starts doing crunches*
Me: That should do the trick
Me: Im still hungry. 
Me: *Eats a quart of icecream*
Me: Im borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreedddddddddddddddd
Me: YOUR INSECURE, DONT KNOW WHAT FOR, YOUR TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR-OR-OR!
Me: ...
Dog: ...
Fish: ... Blub Blub Blub
Potato: ...
Me: I GOTTA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Sh/t. Moms home.

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Waiter: Enjoy your meal
Me: You too!
Waiter:...
Me:...
Waiter: *Raises eyebrows*
Me: Oh
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That awkward moment when...
"Someone Like You" comes on the radio and your moms boyfriend decides to put down all the windows in the car and belt out the lyrics like a dying hippo.
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Sales Calls...
Most People-
"Hello?"
*Hangs up phone*

My Dad-
"Hola"
"HOLA!!!"
"HOLA???"
"ME NO SPEAK NO ENGLISH!"
"HOLAAAAAAAAA"
"adios."
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