_Real_Quotes_

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Joined: July 3, 2011
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Birthday: November 1
user id: 190200
Location: Boston, MA
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It would mean the world to me if you checked out my friends and I's youtube channel. We have a bunch of videos on there. If you watch any of them favorite this quote or comment which one you watched and I'll be glad to follow you& favorite all your quotes 
http://www.youtube.com/user/ARIS1234ARIS?feature=mhee
*texting*
guy: wanna play a game?
girl: sure
guy: okay, but not hide and seek because a girl like you is hard to find

true story.

That Awkward Moment When Your Crush Likes Your Best Friend...</3

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "sh*t" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a b*tch" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "f**kin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a b*tch, sh*ts on the table and mom and dad are upstairs f**kin'".


HAPPY 4th   OF JULY  
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