___Cryptic___

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Joined: June 3, 2013
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Everyone is beautiful in their own way..

Sometimes it just takes the right type of photo editing app to see it

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person says...   hi

PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

 







Pants without pockets: why


Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude







I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.
"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on

"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella

"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair

"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight

"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.





NMQ
*pokes my responsibilities with a stick*
what is this get it away from me
me in class:
wait what happened
what do we do
what do we write
when's the test
what is this
how do you do this
what





          In math class today
          Teacher: Let's do a geometry throwback.
          Teacher: How many degrees does a right angle have?
          Student: Easy! 180 degrees
          Teacher: What.
          Every other student: What?
          Student: 
          Student: 
          Student: I'm going to go cry in the corner.
          Student: *runs into the corner*
          Teacher: Is it hot over there?
          Student: No, why?
          Teacher: Because it should be about 90 degrees in that corner.


ba dum tsssss




my bio teacher was telling my class that a lot of the traits we find attractive
in the opposite are the traits that would be best for our children and when we kiss someone and don't feel a spark it's because our DNA is too similar and isn't biology cool?

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