_Cryptic_

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do you ever have such a good reply to a celebrities tweet
but get sad because they won't see it

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Cammie
true

"Actually, it's *you're :)" said the teenage white girl. That's all she needed.
The argument was won and she was the victor. Her opponent on the other side of the argument fell onto their knees in defeat as they were banished to the shadow realm.

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Hale_Storm18
funny

Me: *nervously orders my food*
Me: Man I hate public speaking

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Butterbear
funny

Jesus: Need an Ark?
Jesus: I Noah guy.

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glitter162*
funny

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IF YOU LIVE OFF A MAN’S COMPLIMENTS,
YOU’LL DIE FROM HIS CRITICISM.

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gab*
compliments

someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrongs*
me: * scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*

me: no u

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yourcool
funny

Steve: I will be on vacation for a couple of weeks starting July 18. I might be checking in now and then so be good to each other!
Me: Well you picked a fantastic time to go on vacation.
Me: Because Witty definitely isn't forming teams agaisnt each other.
Me: And we aren't causing any drama.
Me: And we aren't petitioning to get other members off Witty.
Me: And we don't need someone to set us straight.
Me: We're just one big happy family....

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