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10   Reasons  Why  Gay  Marriage  is  Wrong

Homosexuality is  n o t  natural.
Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
It'll encourage people to be gay
in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing it will lead to crazy behavior .
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
"Straight" marriage has been around awhile & hasn’t changed;
women are still property,  and  blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites.
Straight marriage'll be less meaningful,
the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!!
Straight marriages are  v a l i d
because they produce children. So infertile couples, & old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, & the   world     needs   more   children.
Gay parents raise gay children,
since straight parents  only  raise straight children.
It is not supported by religion .
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That’s why we have    o n l y     o n e      r e l i g i o n    in America.
Children can n e v e r succeed
without a male & a female role model at home.         That’s why we as a society expressly
forbid   s i n g l e    p a r e n t s   to raise children.
It'll change the foundation of society;
we could never adapt to new social norms.         Just like we haven’t
adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or     longer life spans.