illusi0n✖️*

Status: bye
Joined: September 19, 2013
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 371899
Gender: F
lauren|18|poetry

 
 

illusi0n✖️*'s Favorite Quotes


Person:Wait, so are you Asian or Japanese?

Me:Wait, so are you stupid or idiotic?

 


You're gonna regret not dating me
when I get hot.


its so annoying when people shame others for wearing makeup and looking good at school like who cares if someone wants to feel good about themselves get over it

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
I had a lot of anxiety last night
and in the morning, and I finally
calmed myself down enough 
to make it through my driving
test. Well, up until I missed a
turn, then I became a complete
wreck. I ended up failing my test
for the second time. Not because
I missed the turn, the instructor 
was really nice about that, but 
because when I became a 
complete wreck, I was too busy
panicking and being nervous to
actually concentrate and I pulled
into the wrong lane when I was
going back into the DMV. I basically
passed the whole test, made it back
to the parking lot, and then failed.
This is an accurate description on
how everything in my life goes.

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT* 


"It's so cold out here!"

Says the chick wearing a tanktop and booty shorts when it is 20 degrees outside.



i wanna know what goes through a boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.

 

MY ADVICE

Don't do anything permanent to your body
until you're at least 21 and you'll
know what the f/uck you're doing




 
What if

you: hey could you sign my albu-

band member: oh my god its you.
You're that girl who has that blog about me and
my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have
breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod
this is the best day of my life. I edit our selfies together so it would look
like we're actually together. Wait I have it in my wallet.
I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say
is that i love you please marry me.

you: what

 

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