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A girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as
though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.
when she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station
She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this if you truly
believe in God
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
STAND UP FOR HIM!
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.
when she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station
She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this if you truly
believe in God
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
STAND UP FOR HIM!
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dont say its my fault.
dont blame me.
you knew you had me,
and you just blew me off..
for someone else,
a fake, a liar, a two-timed back stabbing bitch.
fine, go ahead..
i dont care, leave me here
ALL ALONE.
lazy w/ colours. change if ya want.
* mine.
dont blame me.
you knew you had me,
and you just blew me off..
for someone else,
a fake, a liar, a two-timed back stabbing bitch.
fine, go ahead..
i dont care, leave me here
ALL ALONE.
lazy w/ colours. change if ya want.
* mine.
we havent talked in over a month; i can still hear your voice
you hate me; i still love you
You have a girlfriend; she h a t e s me
i dont care; i hate her just the same
i will have you one day; i see the way you look at me
it says you care, in some way, shape or form about me; i kno you did at one time
one time when we still talked
one time when you werent such an ass
one time when she didnt run your life.
You know, i really did love you more than anyone else ;
but you just let ME walk into your life & walk right back out
Boy, you missed your chance, because nobody will ever love you like i did.
so go get yourself SCREWED over by one of those sluts, who have a new boyfriend
everyweek, because i don't care .....
a n y m o r e .
GOODLUCK ... to your next target.
* JUST VENTING. s'all mine :)
- colours are kinda crappy, change if you want.
- credit to me! 100% moi.
you hate me; i still love you
You have a girlfriend; she h a t e s me
i dont care; i hate her just the same
i will have you one day; i see the way you look at me
it says you care, in some way, shape or form about me; i kno you did at one time
one time when we still talked
one time when you werent such an ass
one time when she didnt run your life.
You know, i really did love you more than anyone else ;
but you just let ME walk into your life & walk right back out
Boy, you missed your chance, because nobody will ever love you like i did.
so go get yourself SCREWED over by one of those sluts, who have a new boyfriend
everyweek, because i don't care .....
a n y m o r e .
GOODLUCK ... to your next target.
* JUST VENTING. s'all mine :)
- colours are kinda crappy, change if you want.
- credit to me! 100% moi.
When you are a teenage girl.... <3
; you're friends are more important than your family
; boyfriends are a major priority
; you have to look perfect even if you're going somewhere stupid just incase you see someone you know
; if you have a zit, it's the end of the world
; you sneak out to meet a friend or a guy
; you become irritated by little things
; you whine about guys to everyone
; you're embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents
; you know what you're 'bases' are & you have been to some
; you find the real use of a basement & bedroom windows
; you need new clothes all the time
; you go to parties every weekend. unless you're parents come up with a stupid excuse for you not to go.
; & you go for 'walks' just to find guys
s'all true, right ladies?
*once again, lazy with colours. change if ya want,
* allll mine!
; you're friends are more important than your family
; boyfriends are a major priority
; you have to look perfect even if you're going somewhere stupid just incase you see someone you know
; if you have a zit, it's the end of the world
; you sneak out to meet a friend or a guy
; you become irritated by little things
; you whine about guys to everyone
; you're embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents
; you know what you're 'bases' are & you have been to some
; you find the real use of a basement & bedroom windows
; you need new clothes all the time
; you go to parties every weekend. unless you're parents come up with a stupid excuse for you not to go.
; & you go for 'walks' just to find guys
s'all true, right ladies?
*once again, lazy with colours. change if ya want,
* allll mine!
you can take the knife from my hand,
but you cant take the pain from my heart.
* lazy with fonts and colours.
but you cant take the pain from my heart.
* lazy with fonts and colours.
`_SUMMER 09 BABY. ♥♥
This summer, I'm going to have fun,
Wear flip flops and chill in the sun.
Forget about school and be crazy.
Wake up afternoons and be lazy.
Get sand in between my toes,
SUMMER *09* -- anything goes!
I cant wait . <3 <3 <3
[!] ALL MINE.
This summer, I'm going to have fun,
Wear flip flops and chill in the sun.
Forget about school and be crazy.
Wake up afternoons and be lazy.
Get sand in between my toes,
SUMMER *09* -- anything goes!
I cant wait . <3 <3 <3
[!] ALL MINE.
i dont know if im getting over you,
or if i'm just getting used to the...
P A I N .
- MINE <3 xo
- colours are lame, change if ya want
or if i'm just getting used to the...
P A I N .
- MINE <3 xo
- colours are lame, change if ya want
..... </3 left broken hearted.
these eyes have cried too much
this heart has cracked too much
these wrists have bled too much
this girl is gonna f a l l a p a r t ...
iloveyou.
*credit to me, all mine!
these eyes have cried too much
this heart has cracked too much
these wrists have bled too much
this girl is gonna f a l l a p a r t ...
*credit to me, all mine!
that boy ...
the boy i thought i was going to be with for the rest of my life
the boy that made me smile everytime i laid my eyes on him
the boy that promised me ill be forever his
the boy that made me nervous when we first talked on the phone
the boy that made me feel so secure about myself...
i g a v e u p on that boy
*Stolen offa someone, credit.
the boy i thought i was going to be with for the rest of my life
the boy that made me smile everytime i laid my eyes on him
the boy that promised me ill be forever his
the boy that made me nervous when we first talked on the phone
the boy that made me feel so secure about myself...
i g a v e u p on that boy
*Stolen offa someone, credit.
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